Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Useful Information

URGENTLY NEEDED... Not Blood, But An ELECTRICIAN, to Restore the Current between People, Who do not Speak to Each Other Any more. An OPTICIAN, to Change the Outlook of People. An ARTIST, to Draw a Smile on Everyone's Face. A CONSTRUCTION WORKER, to Build a Bridge between Neighbours. A GARDENER, to Cultivate Good Thoughts. Last But Not The Least A MATHS TEACHER, for All of Us to Relearn How to Count on Each Other.... ------------------- What is old age? A cool Reply, "When you start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than romantic reasons.." ------------------- Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card? Santa: The thief is spending less then my wife.

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