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Amazingly Simple Tricks To Turn Your Brain Into A Powerful Thinking Machine There are two basic principles to keep your brain healthy and sharp as you age: variety and curiosity. When anything you do becomes second nature, you need to make a change. If you can do the crossword puzzle in your sleep, it's time for you to move on to a new challenge in order to get the best workout for your brain. Curiosity about the world around you, how it works and how you can understand it will keep your brain working fast and efficiently. Use the ideas below to help attain your quest for mental fitness. 1. Read a Book Pick a book on an entirely new subject. Read a novel set in Egypt. Learn about economics. There are many excellent popular non-fiction books that do a great job entertaining you while teaching about a subject. Become an expert in something new each week. Branch out from familiar reading topics. If you usually read history books, try a contemporary novel. Read foreign authors, the classics and random books. Not only will your brain get a workout by imagining different time periods, cultures and peoples, you will also have interesting stories to tell about your reading, what it makes you think of and the connections you draw between modem life and the words. 2. Play Games Games are a wonderful way to tease and challenge your brain. Suduko, crosswords and electronic games can all improve your brain's speed and memory. These games rely on logic, word skills, math and more. These games are also fun. You'll get benefit more by doing these games a little bit every day-spend 15 minutes or so, not hours. 3. Use Your Opposite Hand Spend the day doing things with your non-dominant hand. If you are left-handed, open doors with your right hand. If you are right- handed, try using your keys with your left. This simple task will cause your brain to lay down some new pathways and rethink daily tasks. Wear your watch on the opposite hand to remind you to switch. 4. Learn Phone Numbers Our modem phones remember every number that calls them. No one memorizes phone numbers anymore, but it is a great memory Skill. Learn a new phone number everyday. 5. Eat for Your Brain Your brain needs you to eat healthy fats. Focus on fish oils from wild salmon, nuts such as walnuts, seeds such as flax seed and olive oil. Eat more of these foods and less saturated fats. Eliminate transacts completely from your diet. 6. Break the Routine We love our routines. We have hobbies and pastimes that we could do for hours on end. But the more something is second nature, the less our brains have to work to do it. To really help your brain stay young, challenge it. Change routes to the grocery store, use your opposite hand to open doors and eat dessert first. All this will force your brain to wake up from habits and pay attention again. 7. Go a Different way Drive or walk a different way to wherever you go. This little change in routine helps the brain practice special memory and directions. Try different side streets go through stores in a different order anything to change your route. 8. Learn a New Skill Learning a new skill works multiple areas of the brain. Your memory comes into play, you learn new movements and you associate things differently. Reading Shakespeare, learning to cook and building an airplane out of tooth picks all will challenge your brain and give you something to think about. 9. Make Lists Lists are wonderful. Making lists helps us to associate items with one another. Make a list of all the places you have traveled. Make a list of the tastiest foods you have eaten. Make a list of the best presents you have been given. Make one list every day to jog your memory and make new connections. But don't become too reliant on them. Make your grocery list, but then try to shop without it. Use the list once you have put every item you can think of in your cart. Do the same with your to do lists. 10. Choose a new skill Find something that captivates you that you can do easily in your home and doesn't cost too much. Photography with a digital camera, learning to draw, learning a musical instrument learning new cooking styles, or writing are all great choices.

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MARRYING A SOFTWARE ENGINEER! This is a warning for woman planning to marry software engineers in the form of a conversation between a husband (software engineer) and his wife. Look before you leap !!! SCENE A wife is waiting for her husband who is a software engineer. After sometimes, the husband arrives. HUSBAND: (opening the door and entering in) Hi dear! I am LOGGED IN. WIFE: Thank God that you have arrived. Have you brought saree? HUSBAND: BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME . WIFE: But I told you about in the morning. HUSBAND: ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL WIFE: O my God...... Ok forget it. Tell me where's your salary? HUSBAND: FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME WIFE: At least give me your credit card. so that I can do some shopping. HUSBAND: SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED. WIFE: I made a mistake in marring you. HUSBAND: DATA TYPE MISMATCH. WIFE: You are useless. HUSBAND: BY DEFAULT. WIFE: Who was there in the car you this morning? HUSBAND: SYSTEM UNSTABLE. PRESS ANY KEY TO REBOOT. WIFE: Ok leave it. Would you like to have some snacks? HUSBAND: HARD DISK FULL. WIFE: What is the relation between you and your receptionist? HUSBAND: THE ONLY USER WITH RIGHT PERMISSION . WIFE: What is my value in your life? HUSBAND: UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED . WIFE: Do you love me or your computer? HUSBAND: TOO MANY PARAMETERS. WIFE: I will go to my dad's house !!! HUSBAND: PROGRAMME PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION. IT WILL CLOSE. WIFE: I will leave you for ever. HUSBAND: CLOSE ALL PROGRAMMES AND LOG IN FOR ANOTHER USER. WIFE: It is worthless talking to you husband. HUSBAND: SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER. WIFE: I'm going. HUSBAND: ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.

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Today Camp Photos in Sou Girls High School, Anuppanadi.

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One Sunday morning, a wealthy man sat in his balcony enjoying sunshine and his coffee when a little ant caught his eye which was going from one side to the other side of the balcony carrying a big leaf several times more than its size. The man watched it for more than an hour. He saw that the ant faced many impediments during its journey, paused, took a diversion and then continued towards destination. At one point the tiny creature came across a crack in the floor. It paused for a little while, analyzed and then laid the huge leaf over the crack, walked over the leaf, picked the leaf on the other side then continued its journey. The man was captivated by the cleverness of the ant, one of God’s tiniest creatures. The incident left the man in awe and forced him to contemplate over the miracle of Creation. It showed the greatness of the Creator. In front of his eyes there was this tiny creature of God, lacking in size yet equipped with a brain to analyze, contemplate, reason, explore, discover and overcome. Along with all these capabilities, the man also noticed that this tiny creature shared some human shortcomings. The man saw about an hour later the creature had reached its destination – a tiny hole in the floor which was entrance to its underground dwelling. And it was at this point that the ant’s shortcoming that it shared with the man was revealed. How could the ant carry into the tiny hole the large leaf that it had managed to carefully bring to the destination? It simply couldn’t! So the tiny creature, after all the painstaking and hard work and exercising great skills, overcoming all the difficulties along the way, just left behind the large leaf and went home empty-handed. The ant had not thought about the end before it began its challenging journey and in the end the large leaf was nothing more than a burden to it. The creature had no option, but to leave it behind to reach its destination. The man learned a great lesson that day. Isn’t that the truth about our lives? We worry about our family, we worry about our job, we worry about how to earn more money, we worry about where we should live – 5 bedroom or 6 bedroom house, what kind of vehicle to buy – a Mercedes or BMW or a Porsche, what kind of dresses to wear, all sorts of things, only to abandon all these things when we reach our destination – The Grave. We don’t realize in our life’s journey that these are just burdens that we are carrying with utmost care and fear of losing them, only to find that at the end they are useless and we can’t take them with us?

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Once an old man spread rumours that his neighbor was a thief. As a result, the young man was arrested. Days later the young man was proven innocent. After being released he sued the old man for wrongly accusing him. In the court the old man told the Judge: "They were just comments, didn't harm anyone." The judge told the old man: "Write all the things you said about him on a piece of paper. Cut them up and on the way home, throw the pieces of paper out. Tomorrow, come back to hear the sentence." Next day, the judge told the old man: "Before receiving the sentence, you will have to go out and gather all the pieces of paper that you threw out yesterday." The old man said: "I can't do that! The wind spread them and I won't know where to find them." The judge then replied: "The same way, simple comments may destroy the honor of a man to such an extent that one is not able to fix it. If you can't speak well of someone, rather don't say anything." "Let's all be masters of our mouths, so that we won't be slaves of our words."

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Jokes only about/on incredible Bangalore : 1. If you throw a stone randomly in Bangalore, chances are, it will hit a dog or a software engineer. While the dog may or may not have a strap (a.k.a. leash) around his neck, the software engineer will definitely have one. 2. In India we drive on the left of the road. In Bangalore, we drive on what is left of the road 3. From uncyclopedia: Bangalore: Official language(s)C++, java, perl, python 4. Q: What is the easiest way of causing traffic accidents in Bangalore? A: Follow the traffic rules. 5. "A guy is house hunting in Bangalore. Meets old lady who is potential landlord. The conversation goes thus: Old lady: Where do you work, son? Guy (with an air of pompousness): I work in Infosys. Old lady: Oh, that bus company! Sorry, we rent only to good IT people. It would appear that Infosys operates more buses than BMTC in Bangalore." 6. Bangalore, where PG(Paying Guest) is the first business and IT, the second. 7. When someone says it is raining in Bangalore, be sure to ask them which area, which Main and which Cross. 8. if Bangalorean stops at a traffic light, others behind him stop too because The others conclude that he has spotted a policeman that they themselves have not. 9. Bangalore is the only city where distance is measured in units of time. 10. Auto rickhsaw driver, grocery seller and common shop keeper thinks that you earn at least 1 lakh per month if you are in IT sector. 11. Out of every 100 software engineers in Bangalore, 90 are utterly frustrated and rest have a girlfriend. 12. Bus drivers use horn instead of the brakes. 13. I quote : "Bangalore: The City where more people know Language C than Hindi". 14. Since it's easier to find an alcohol shop than a medicine shop in Bengaluru, the doctors have now started prescribing "dawa-daaru" for treatment. 15.Universal answer in Bangalore is "Gothilla" - even if a bus conductor scolds in kannada "whether you're a girl or a boy when you enter from front door?" 16. The Bangalore airport lies in Andhra Pradesh.

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எனக்கு ஒரு யோசனை தோன்றியது அதை உங்களுடன் பகிந்துக்கொள்ள ஆசைப்படுகிறேன். இன்று தமிழ் நாட்டில் நம் அரசாங்கம் மதுக்கடைகளைத் திறந்து சிறப்பாகச் செயற்படுத்திப் பல்லாயிரம் கோடிகளையும் லாபம் ஈட்டி வருகிறது. அதனால் யாருக்கு என்ன பயன்?! நம் நாட்டின் முதுகெலும்பு எனக் கருதிய விவசாயம் இன்று மிகவும் நலிவடைந்த தொழிலாக மாறி வருகிறது. விவசாய நிலங்கள் எல்லாம் PLOT ஆக மாறி வருகிறது. இதனால் கூடிய விரைவில் நம் நாடு உணவுப் பொருட்களுக்காக மற்ற நாடுகளிடம் கை ஏந்தும் நிலை வரலாம். அதனால் நமது அரசு ஏன் விவசாயத்தை நடத்தக்கூடாது?! • ஒவ்வொரு மாவட்டதையும் அதன் தரம் வாரியாகப் பிரித்து அதற்கென ஒரு துறை அமைத்து அதனை விவசாயத் துறை அமைச்சகத்திடம் ஒப்படைக்க வேண்டும். • இதில் விவசாயம் படித்த பட்டதாரிகளை மேற்பார்வையாளர்களாக நியமிக்க வேண்டும். • விவசாய வேலை ஆட்களை அரசு வேலை போல நியமனம் செய்ய வேண்டும். • இதனை ஒரு பொது துறை நிறுவனம் போல செயல்படுத்த வேண்டும். • ஒவ்வொரு மாவட்டத்திலும் விவசாய ஆராய்ச்சி மையம் செயல் படுத்தவேண்டும். இதன் மூலம் புதிய தொழில் நுட்பங்களை உருவாக்கி விவசாய்திற்குப் பயன்படுத்த வேண்டும். • இயற்கை வேளாண்மையும் செயல்படுத்த வேண்டும். இவை நடந்தால்? • நம் நாடு உணவு உற்பத்தியில் முதலிடம் பெறும் • உணவு ஏற்றுமதி அதிகரிக்கும் • விவசாயத்தை அழியாமல் பாதுகாக்க முடியும் • நாட்டில் பண வீக்கம் அரசின் கட்டுபாட்டில் இருக்கும் • வேலை இல்ல திண்டாட்டம் ஒழியும். இன்னும் பல…………………………………….. ஏன் அரசாங்கம் டாஸ்மாக் நடத்தும் போது விவசாயம் செய்ய முடியாதா?!

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LOGIC + ATTITUDE 1) Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain. Just pray for a better umbrella. That is attitude. 2) When flood comes, fish eat ants when flood recedes, ants eat fish. Only time matters. Just hold on, God gives opportunity to everyone! 3) Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them,Wall or Bridge? Remember you are the architect of your life. 4) Every problem has (n+1) solutions, where n is the number of solutions that you have tried and 1 is that you have not tried. That’s life. 5) It’s not important to hold all the good cards in life. But it’s important how well you play with the cards which you hold. 6) Often when we lose all hope think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, `relax dear its just a bend. Not the end. Have Faith and have a successful life. 7) When you feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, `Damn I am really so cute`and you will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit coz liars go to hell. One of the basic differences between God and human is, God gives, gives and forgives. But human gets, gets, gets and forgets. Be thankful in life!

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The great enemy of peace is ego. Ego makes you judge others and think about them in an unkind way. It makes you force others to do what you want. In this way you forget you are a student and that you are here to learn.