MARRYING A SOFTWARE ENGINEER! This is a warning for woman planning to marry software engineers in the form of a conversation between a husband (software engineer) and his wife. Look before you leap !!! SCENE A wife is waiting for her husband who is a software engineer. After sometimes, the husband arrives. HUSBAND: (opening the door and entering in) Hi dear! I am LOGGED IN. WIFE: Thank God that you have arrived. Have you brought saree? HUSBAND: BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME . WIFE: But I told you about in the morning. HUSBAND: ERRONEOUS SYNTAX, ABORT, RETRY, CANCEL WIFE: O my God...... Ok forget it. Tell me where's your salary? HUSBAND: FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME TIME WIFE: At least give me your credit card. so that I can do some shopping. HUSBAND: SHARING VIOLATION. ACCESS DENIED. WIFE: I made a mistake in marring you. HUSBAND: DATA TYPE MISMATCH. WIFE: You are useless. HUSBAND: BY DEFAULT. WIFE: Who was there in the car you this morning? HUSBAND: SYSTEM UNSTABLE. PRESS ANY KEY TO REBOOT. WIFE: Ok leave it. Would you like to have some snacks? HUSBAND: HARD DISK FULL. WIFE: What is the relation between you and your receptionist? HUSBAND: THE ONLY USER WITH RIGHT PERMISSION . WIFE: What is my value in your life? HUSBAND: UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED . WIFE: Do you love me or your computer? HUSBAND: TOO MANY PARAMETERS. WIFE: I will go to my dad's house !!! HUSBAND: PROGRAMME PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION. IT WILL CLOSE. WIFE: I will leave you for ever. HUSBAND: CLOSE ALL PROGRAMMES AND LOG IN FOR ANOTHER USER. WIFE: It is worthless talking to you husband. HUSBAND: SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER. WIFE: I'm going. HUSBAND: ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER.
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