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Man to super beautiful airhostess:- "What's your name?" Air hostess:- "Eva Benz.." Man :- "Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?" Air hostess:- (smiling) "maintenance cost is same" Wife: How much do you love me Husband: l love you so much ,l can't measure. Wife: No just tell me in Husband: Okay, l am like a cell phone you are my sim card, l am nothing without you. Wife: wow! dats so romantic. Husband (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn't know l'm a China phone, with FOUR sim cards......... Hahahahahaha Don't laugh alone ......pass it on AMERICAN LIFE STYLE.. DAUGHTER: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday.. Forgot to invite U.. DAD: U naughty.. It's Ok.. But Don't forget next Time.. Population Comparison : INDIAN : I hav 4 sis 3 bro. Wat abt U? AMERICAN : I hav no sis or bro. Bt I hav 4 Moms from 1st dad, 3 dads from 1st mom...