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Man to super beautiful airhostess:- "What's your name?" Air hostess:- "Eva Benz.." Man :- "Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?" Air hostess:- (smiling) "maintenance cost is same" Wife: How much do you love me Husband: l love you so much ,l can't measure. Wife: No just tell me in Husband: Okay, l am like a cell phone you are my sim card, l am nothing without you. Wife: wow! dats so romantic. Husband (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn't know l'm a China phone, with FOUR sim cards......... Hahahahahaha Don't laugh alone ......pass it on AMERICAN LIFE STYLE.. DAUGHTER: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday.. Forgot to invite U.. DAD: U naughty.. It's Ok.. But Don't forget next Time.. Population Comparison : INDIAN : I hav 4 sis 3 bro. Wat abt U? AMERICAN : I hav no sis or bro. Bt I hav 4 Moms from 1st dad, 3 dads from 1st mom...

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JOURNEY 🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋 Life is like a journey on a train... with its stations... with changes of routes... and with accidents ! 🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋 We board this train when we are born and our parents are the ones who get our ticket. 🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋 We believe they will always travel on this train with us. 🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋 However, at some station our parents will get off the train, leaving us alone on this journey. 🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋 As time goes by, other passengers will board the train, many of whom will be significant - our siblings, friends, children, and even the love of our life. 🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋 Many will get off during the journey and leave a permanent vacuum in our lives. 🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋 Many will go so unnoticed that we won't even know when they vacated their seats and got off the train ! 🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋 This train ride will be full of joy, sorrow, fantasy, expectations, hellos, good-byes, and farewells. 🚂🚋🚋🚋 A good journey is helping, loving, having a good relationship with all co passengers... and making sure that we give our best to make their journey comfortable. 🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋 The mystery of this fabulous journey is : We do not know at which station we ourselves are going to get off. 🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋 So, we must live in the best way - adjust, forget, forgive and offer the best of what we have. 🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋 It is important to do this because when the time comes for us to leave our seat... we should leave behind beautiful memories for those who will continue to travel on the train of life." 🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋 Thank you for being one of the important passengers on my train... don't know when my station will come... don't want 2 miss saying: "Thank you" 🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋 Thank you all for being part of this journey. Have a great life!

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Low Battery (Caller of the year) A Young man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as "LOW BATTERY"..:| Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger.. The guy was later nominated for Nobel prize for " Innovation and Peace" A guy was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. At the 3rd time the Priest said : "You are now baptized, you are a new creation. The old one is gone, no more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is GOMES ." GOMES went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Kingfisher BEER, dipped it in water 3 times and said : "You are now a new creation, the old one is gone. Your new name is GREEN TEA "

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Beautiful letter written by a father to his son... Following is a letter to his son from a renowned Hong Kong TV broadcaster cum Child Psychologist. The words are actually applicable to all of us,young or old,children or parents. This applies to daughters too.All parents can use this in their teachings to their children. Dear son, I am writing this to you because of three reasons. 1.In Life,fortune and mishaps are unpredictable,nobody knows how long he lives.Some words are better said early. 2.I am your father, and if I don't tell you these,no one else will. 3.What is written is my own personal bitter experiences that perhaps could save you a lot of unnecessary heartaches. Remember the following as you go through life. 1.Do not bear grudge towards those who are not good to you.No one has the responsibility of treating you well,except your mother and I. To those who are good to you,you have to treasure it and be thankful,and ALSO you have to be cautious,because everyone has a motive for every move.When a person is good to you,it does not mean he really likes you.You have to be careful,don't hastily regard him as a real friend. 2.No one is indispensable,nothing is in the world that you must possess. Once you understand this idea it would be easier for you to go through life when people around you don't want you anymore,or when you lose what/who you love most. 3.Life is short When you waste your life today,tomorrow you would find that life is leaving you.The earlier you treasure your life,the better you enjoy life. 4.Love is but a transient feeling ,and this feeling would fade with time and with one's mood.If your so called loved one leaves you, be patient,time will wash away your aches and sadness. Don't over exaggerate the beauty and sweetness of love, and don't over exaggerate the sadness of falling out of love. 5.A lot of successful people did not receive a good education,that does not mean that you can be successful by not studying hard! whatever knowledge you gain is your weapon in life. one can go from rags to riches, but some one has to start from rags! 6.I do not expect you to financially support me when I am old,neither would I financially support your whole life, my responsibility as as a supporter ends when you are grown up. After that, you decide whether you want to travel in public transport or in limousine,whether you are rich or poor 7.You honour your words, but don't expect others to be so.You can be good to people, but dont expect others to be good to you. If you don't understand this, you would end up with unnecessary trouble. 8.I have bought lotteries for umpteen years, but i could never strike any prize. that shows if you want to be rich,you have to work hard! there is no free lunch! 9.No matter how much time I have with you,let's treasure the time we have together.We do not know if we would meet again in our next life.