Monday, June 29, 2015
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💢TRUST GOD 🐾A man just got married and was returning home with his wife. 🍁They were crossing a lake in a boat, when suddenly a great storm arose. 🐾The man was a warrior, but the woman became very much afraid because it seemed almost hopeless: 🍁The boat was small and the storm was really huge, and any moment they were going to be drowned. 🐾 But the man sat silently, calm and quiet, as if nothing was happening. 🍁The woman was trembling and she said, “Are you not afraid ?”. 🐾This may be our last moment of life! It doesn’t seem that we will be able to reach the other shore. 🍁Only some miracle can save us; otherwise death is certain. 🐾 Are you not afraid? 🐾 Are you mad or something? 🐾Are you a stone or something? 🍁The man laughed and took the sword out of its sheath. 🐾The woman was even more puzzled: What he was doing? 🐾 Then he brought the naked sword close to the woman’s neck, so close that just a small gap was there, it was almost touching her neck. 🍁He said,” Are you afraid ?” 🐾She started to laugh and said,” Why should I be afraid ?,If the sword is in your hands, why I should be afraid? I know you love me. 🍁” He put the sword back and said, This is my answer”. 🐾 I know God Loves me, and the storm is in His hands 💢SO WHATSOEVER IS GOING TO HAPPEN IS GOING TO BE GOOD. 🍁If we survive, good; if we don’t survive, good ,because everything is in His hands and He cannot do anything wrong. 💢 Moral: Develop Trust. This is the trust which one needs to imbibe. and which is capable of transforming your whole life. Any less won’t
Thursday, June 25, 2015
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Joke of the day The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on side and kept a female rat on the other side. The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it. Then, the professor changed the cake and kept some bread. The male rat ran towards the bread. This experiment went... on with the professor changing the food every time. And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat. Professor said: This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction. Then, one of the students from the back rows said:- "Sir, why don't you change the female rat....? She may be his wife!!"
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Thursday, June 4, 2015
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NASA to MARS NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, and he will not return to Earth. The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. ‘A million dollars,’ he answered, ‘because I wish to donate it to M.I.T.’ The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million dollars. ‘I wish to give a million to my family,’ he explained, ‘and leave the other million for advancement of medical research.’ The last applicant was an Indian politician. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, ‘Three million dollars.’ ‘Why so much more than the others the interviewer asked. The politician replied, ‘One million is for you, I’ll keep one million, and we will send the American engineer to Mars.’
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One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you taste this for me, please?" The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it. It tasted unpleasant. "Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy."No, not at all," says the chemist, pulling a face. "Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."
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