#iftt 1. How BEDROOM smells After MARRIAGE: 1st 3 yrs---perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Fruits.. After 3 yrs---Baby powder, Johnsons Cream and Lotions, Baby oils.. After 15 yrs---Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray.. After 40 yrs---Agarbatti... *********************************************** 2. Four stages of marriage: Mad for each other, Made for each other, Mad at each other Mad because of each other *********************************************** 3.What's Marriage? Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense..! *********************************************** 4. Definition Of Happy Couple - HE Does What SHE Wants. SHE Does What SHE Wants. *********************************************** 5. Wife to Husband: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command. Husband replies: Exactly darling! It's a computer, not a Husband..!! *********************************************** 6. 'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."- Shakespear "Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes, Can Shorten Ur Life."- Shakespear's Wife ***********************************************
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