One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also. The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high" ============================== Lawyer always a Lawyer
Monday, April 28, 2014
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Wow. Thanks Linkedin for the Special Survey Invitation and Your Special Gift. Feeling Excited. :)
Sunday, April 27, 2014
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It Is Not Important 2 have a Long Friends List On Facebook Whats up, But It is Important 2 Have at least One Friend Who Can Read ur Face As a Book ask What's up?
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Got Rs.50 free recharge from Hike messenger friends.. You too try it. pls use my invite link to download and join hike.
Sunday, April 20, 2014
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ஒரு துணிக்கடை வாசலில் கணவன், மனைவி பேசிக்கொண்டது) மனைவி: எப்பவுமே எனது செலக்ஷன்தான் பெஸ்ட்; உங்க செலக்ஷன் வொர்ஸ்ட். கணவன்: இத நீ சொல்லித்தான் நான் தெரிஞ்சுக்கணுமா? உன்னையும், என்னையும் பார்த்தாலே எல்லோருக்கும் தெரியுமே!
Saturday, April 19, 2014
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Women are Women A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some chocolate with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop sweets years ago", the homeless woman replied. "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked. "No, I don't waste time shopping", the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?", the woman asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I hvnt had my hair done in 20 years!" "Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and myself tonight. The homeless woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, salon and chocolates
Thursday, April 17, 2014
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Beautiful story…..A very poor man lived with his wife. ~ O Henry! One day, his wife, who had very long hair asked him to buy her a comb for her hair to grow well and to be well-groomed. The man felt very sorry and said no. He explained that he did not even have enough money to fix the strap of his watch he had just broken. She did not insist on her request. The man went to work and passed by a watch shop, sold his damaged watch at a low price and went to buy a comb for his wife. He came home in the evening with the comb in his hand ready to give to his wife. He was surprised when he saw his wife with a very short hair cut. She had sold her hair and was holding a new watch band. Tears flowed simultaneously from their eyes, not for the futility of their actions, but for the reciprocity of their love. MORAL: To love is nothing, to be loved is something but to love and to be loved by the one you love, that is EVERYTHING. Never take love for granted.
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
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Bill Melinda Gates Foundation (B&MGF or the Gates Foundation) is one of the largest private foundations in the world, founded by Bill and Melinda Gates. It is "driven by the interests and passions of the Gates family." The primary aims of the foundation are, globally, to enhance healthcare and reduce extreme poverty, and in America, to expand educational opportunities and access to information technology. The foundation, based in Seattle, Washington, is controlled by its three trustees: Bill Gates, Melinda Gates and Warren Buffett. Other principal officers include Co-Chair William H. Gates, Sr. and Chief Executive Officer Jeff Raikes. It had an endowment of US$38.3 billion as of 30 June 2013. The scale of the foundation and the way it seeks to apply business techniques to giving makes it one of the leaders in the philanthrocapitalism revolution in global philanthropy, though the foundation itself notes that the philanthropic role has limitations. In 2007, its founders were ranked as the second most generous philanthropists in America, and Warren Buffett the first. As of May 16, 2013, Bill Gates had donated US$28 billion to the foundation.
Sunday, April 13, 2014
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Banta with two red ears went to a doctor. The doctor asked him what happened to his ears and he answered, `I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. ``Oh, dear!' the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. `But what happened to your other ear?' ``The scoundrel called back.'
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Santa and Banta went for fishing. They caught a lot of fish and returned to the shore. Santa: `I hope you remember the spot where we caught all these fish.' Banta: `Yes I marked X on the side of the boat to mark the spot.' Santa: `You idiot! How do we know we will get the same boat tomorrow?' Happy Weekend.... :)
Thursday, April 10, 2014
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Turning off my Instagram Follower auto post... Sorry for the trouble.. Was testing some codes with app...
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
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Husband’s Message (by cell phone): Honey, a car has hit me near the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays The blow to my head has been very strong, fortunately it seems that did not cause any serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot. Wife’s Response: Who in the hell is Paula??
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"பேப்பர் கப்" ஓர் ஆபத்து! ஐ.டி., கம்பெனியில் வேலை பார்க்கும் என் நண்பர் ஒருவர், தினமும் இரவில், வயிற்று வலியால் கஷ்டப்பட்டுக் கொண்டிருந்தார். பல பரிசோதனைகள் செய்து பார்த்தபின், அவர் வயிற்று வலிக்கான காரணத்தை சொன்னார் டாக்டர். அதாவது, அவர் வயிற்றில் மெழுகு இருந்ததாம். அந்த மெழுகு, அவர் வயிற்றில் எப்படி வந்தது என்பதை, பல கேள்விகள் கேட்டு, டாக்டர் ஒரு முடிவுக்கு வந்துள்ளார், அதாவது, நண்பர் தன் ஆபீஸ் கேன்டீனில் பயன்படுத்தும், பேப்பர் "கப்'களில், டீ, காபி குடிப்பது வழக்கம்! அந்த, "கப்'கள் மூலமாகத்தான், நண்பர் வயிற்றில் மெழுகு அதிகமாகி, வயிற்று வலிக்கு காரணமாக இருந்தது என்று கூறியுள்ளார் டாக்டர். அவர் மேலும், தற்காலத்தில் பெரும்பான்மையான அலுவலகக் கேன்டீன்களில், "பேப்பர் கப்'களை பயன்படுத்தி வருகின்றனர். மலிவான, தரம் குறைந்த காகிதங்களால் செய்யப்படும் "கப்'கள், தண்ணீராலோ, திரவத்தாலோ கரைந்து விடக் கூடாது என்பதற்காக, அதன் உட்புறங்களில், மெழுகு பூசப்படுகிறது. இப்படி மெழுகு பூசப்பட்ட "கப்'களில், மிக சூடான, டீயோ, காபியோ நிரப்பப்படும் போது, அந்த வெப்பம் காரணமாக, "கப்'பிலிருக்கும் மெழுகு உருகி, டீ அல்லது காபியுடன் கலந்து, நம் வயிற்றுக்குள் சென்று விடுகிறது. அது, நாளடைவில், வயிற்றில் பல உபாதைகளை தோற்றுவிக்கிறது. "டீ, காபி அருந்துவதற்கு, கண்ணாடி அல்லது செராமிக் "கப்'களே சிறந்தவையாகக் கருதப்படுகின்றன. ஸ்டெயின்லெஸ் ஸ்டீல் டம்ளர் களையும் உபயோகிக்கலாம். ஆனால், எந்த நிலையிலும் பிளாஸ்டிக் அல்லது காகிதத்தாலான, "கப்'களை உபயோகிக்க கூடாது. இல்லையேல், ஆரோக்கியத்தை பலிகொடுக்க வேண்டி வரும்...' என்று கூறினார் டாக்டர். அவர் கூறிய இந்த அறிவுரைகள், விலை மதிப்பில்லாதது; அனைவரும் அதை பின்பற்ற வேண்டும்."
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