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Friday, May 29, 2015

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Thursday, May 14, 2015

When I was small :- • I'd put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms • Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose • Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once • Waiting behind the door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out. • Faked being asleep,so that I could be carried to bed. • Used to think that the moon followed our car • Tried to balance the switch between On and Off • Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race • The only thing I had to take care of was a school bag. • Swallowed a fruit seed and was scared to death that a tree would grow in my tummy. • Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off. • Walked into a room,. forgot what I needed, Walked out, and then remembered. Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up? and now we think why did we even grow up? Childhood Was The Best Part Of our Life i know u have a smile on ur face while reading the msg....if u want someone close to u smile too...go ahead..share the joyful memories 😄 Finally, I found the answer to the most asked question in my childhood .. What do you want to become when you grow up? A child again

Friday, May 1, 2015

SysKan News

JUDGE: What is the proof that you were not over speeding? MAN: My lord, I was going to my father in-law's house to bring back my wife. JUDGE: Case dismissed

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

SysKan News

Superb Reply.... A very poor woman with a small family called-in to a Christian radio station asking for help. A non-believer man who was also listening to this radio program decided to make fun of the woman. He got her address, called his secretary and ordered her to buy a large amount of food stuffs and deliver to the woman. However, he sent with it the following instruction: “When the woman asks who sent the food, tell her that its from the devil. When the secretary arrived at the woman’s house, the woman was so happy and grateful for the help that had been received. She started putting the food inside her small house. The Secretary then asked her, ‘’Don’t you want to know who sent the food?’’ The woman replied, ‘’No, I don’t care because when GOD orders, even the devil obeys”.