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"'If I were to squeeze the orange as hard as I could, what would come out?' I asked him. He looked at me like I was a little crazy and said, 'Juice, of course.' 'Do you think apple juice could come out of it?''No' he laughed. 'What about grapefruit juice?' 'No!' 'What would come out of it?' 'Orange juice, of course.' 'Why? Why when you squeeze an orange does orange juice come out?' He may have been getting a little exasperated with me at this point. 'Well, it's an orange and that's what's inside."I nodded. 'Let's assume that this orange isn't an orange, but it's you. And someone squeezes you, puts pressure on you, says something you don't like, offends you. And out of you comes anger, hatred, bitterness, fear. Why? The answer, as our young friend has told us, is because that's what's inside.' It's one of the great lessons of life. What comes out when life squeezes you? When someone hurts or offends you? If anger, pain and fear come out of you, it's because that's what's inside. It doesn't matter who does the squeezing: your mother, your brother, your children, your boss, the government. If someone says something about you that you don't like, what comes out of you is what's inside. And what's inside is up to you, it's your choice. When someone puts the pressure on you and out of you comes anything other than love, it's because that's what you've allowed to be inside. Once you take away all those negative things you don't want in your life and replace them with love, you'll find yourself living a highly functioning life."
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Thursday, August 27, 2015
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A classic example of effective communication :ЁЯСМ An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting a complicated surgery on him and..... he insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he spoke to his son-in-law. 'Yes, Dad, what is it?' 'Don't be nervous son; do your best and just remember, if something happens to me......... ........your mother in law will come and live with you.' The surgery was a great success....
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Man to super beautiful airhostess:- "What's your name?" Air hostess:- "Eva Benz.." Man :- "Lovely name...any relation to Mercedes Benz?" Air hostess:- (smiling) "maintenance cost is same" Wife: How much do you love me Husband: l love you so much ,l can't measure. Wife: No just tell me in Husband: Okay, l am like a cell phone you are my sim card, l am nothing without you. Wife: wow! dats so romantic. Husband (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn't know l'm a China phone, with FOUR sim cards......... Hahahahahaha Don't laugh alone ......pass it on AMERICAN LIFE STYLE.. DAUGHTER: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday.. Forgot to invite U.. DAD: U naughty.. It's Ok.. But Don't forget next Time.. Population Comparison : INDIAN : I hav 4 sis 3 bro. Wat abt U? AMERICAN : I hav no sis or bro. Bt I hav 4 Moms from 1st dad, 3 dads from 1st mom...
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JOURNEY ЁЯЪВЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛ Life is like a journey on a train... with its stations... with changes of routes... and with accidents ! ЁЯЪВЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛ We board this train when we are born and our parents are the ones who get our ticket. ЁЯЪВЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛ We believe they will always travel on this train with us. ЁЯЪВЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛ However, at some station our parents will get off the train, leaving us alone on this journey. ЁЯЪВЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛ As time goes by, other passengers will board the train, many of whom will be significant - our siblings, friends, children, and even the love of our life. ЁЯЪВЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛ Many will get off during the journey and leave a permanent vacuum in our lives. ЁЯЪВЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛ Many will go so unnoticed that we won't even know when they vacated their seats and got off the train ! ЁЯЪВЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛ This train ride will be full of joy, sorrow, fantasy, expectations, hellos, good-byes, and farewells. ЁЯЪВЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛ A good journey is helping, loving, having a good relationship with all co passengers... and making sure that we give our best to make their journey comfortable. ЁЯЪВЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛ The mystery of this fabulous journey is : We do not know at which station we ourselves are going to get off. ЁЯЪВЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛ So, we must live in the best way - adjust, forget, forgive and offer the best of what we have. ЁЯЪВЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛ It is important to do this because when the time comes for us to leave our seat... we should leave behind beautiful memories for those who will continue to travel on the train of life." ЁЯЪВЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛ Thank you for being one of the important passengers on my train... don't know when my station will come... don't want 2 miss saying: "Thank you" ЁЯЪВЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛЁЯЪЛ Thank you all for being part of this journey. Have a great life!
Saturday, July 4, 2015
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Low Battery (Caller of the year) A Young man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as "LOW BATTERY"..:| Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger.. The guy was later nominated for Nobel prize for " Innovation and Peace" A guy was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. At the 3rd time the Priest said : "You are now baptized, you are a new creation. The old one is gone, no more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is GOMES ." GOMES went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Kingfisher BEER, dipped it in water 3 times and said : "You are now a new creation, the old one is gone. Your new name is GREEN TEA "
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Beautiful letter written by a father to his son... Following is a letter to his son from a renowned Hong Kong TV broadcaster cum Child Psychologist. The words are actually applicable to all of us,young or old,children or parents. This applies to daughters too.All parents can use this in their teachings to their children. Dear son, I am writing this to you because of three reasons. 1.In Life,fortune and mishaps are unpredictable,nobody knows how long he lives.Some words are better said early. 2.I am your father, and if I don't tell you these,no one else will. 3.What is written is my own personal bitter experiences that perhaps could save you a lot of unnecessary heartaches. Remember the following as you go through life. 1.Do not bear grudge towards those who are not good to you.No one has the responsibility of treating you well,except your mother and I. To those who are good to you,you have to treasure it and be thankful,and ALSO you have to be cautious,because everyone has a motive for every move.When a person is good to you,it does not mean he really likes you.You have to be careful,don't hastily regard him as a real friend. 2.No one is indispensable,nothing is in the world that you must possess. Once you understand this idea it would be easier for you to go through life when people around you don't want you anymore,or when you lose what/who you love most. 3.Life is short When you waste your life today,tomorrow you would find that life is leaving you.The earlier you treasure your life,the better you enjoy life. 4.Love is but a transient feeling ,and this feeling would fade with time and with one's mood.If your so called loved one leaves you, be patient,time will wash away your aches and sadness. Don't over exaggerate the beauty and sweetness of love, and don't over exaggerate the sadness of falling out of love. 5.A lot of successful people did not receive a good education,that does not mean that you can be successful by not studying hard! whatever knowledge you gain is your weapon in life. one can go from rags to riches, but some one has to start from rags! 6.I do not expect you to financially support me when I am old,neither would I financially support your whole life, my responsibility as as a supporter ends when you are grown up. After that, you decide whether you want to travel in public transport or in limousine,whether you are rich or poor 7.You honour your words, but don't expect others to be so.You can be good to people, but dont expect others to be good to you. If you don't understand this, you would end up with unnecessary trouble. 8.I have bought lotteries for umpteen years, but i could never strike any prize. that shows if you want to be rich,you have to work hard! there is no free lunch! 9.No matter how much time I have with you,let's treasure the time we have together.We do not know if we would meet again in our next life.
Monday, June 29, 2015
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ЁЯТвTRUST GOD ЁЯР╛A man just got married and was returning home with his wife. ЁЯНБThey were crossing a lake in a boat, when suddenly a great storm arose. ЁЯР╛The man was a warrior, but the woman became very much afraid because it seemed almost hopeless: ЁЯНБThe boat was small and the storm was really huge, and any moment they were going to be drowned. ЁЯР╛ But the man sat silently, calm and quiet, as if nothing was happening. ЁЯНБThe woman was trembling and she said, “Are you not afraid ?”. ЁЯР╛This may be our last moment of life! It doesn’t seem that we will be able to reach the other shore. ЁЯНБOnly some miracle can save us; otherwise death is certain. ЁЯР╛ Are you not afraid? ЁЯР╛ Are you mad or something? ЁЯР╛Are you a stone or something? ЁЯНБThe man laughed and took the sword out of its sheath. ЁЯР╛The woman was even more puzzled: What he was doing? ЁЯР╛ Then he brought the naked sword close to the woman’s neck, so close that just a small gap was there, it was almost touching her neck. ЁЯНБHe said,” Are you afraid ?” ЁЯР╛She started to laugh and said,” Why should I be afraid ?,If the sword is in your hands, why I should be afraid? I know you love me. ЁЯНБ” He put the sword back and said, This is my answer”. ЁЯР╛ I know God Loves me, and the storm is in His hands ЁЯТвSO WHATSOEVER IS GOING TO HAPPEN IS GOING TO BE GOOD. ЁЯНБIf we survive, good; if we don’t survive, good ,because everything is in His hands and He cannot do anything wrong. ЁЯТв Moral: Develop Trust. This is the trust which one needs to imbibe. and which is capable of transforming your whole life. Any less won’t
Thursday, June 25, 2015
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Joke of the day The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it. The rat was in the middle of the cage. Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on side and kept a female rat on the other side. The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it. Then, the professor changed the cake and kept some bread. The male rat ran towards the bread. This experiment went... on with the professor changing the food every time. And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat. Professor said: This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction. Then, one of the students from the back rows said:- "Sir, why don't you change the female rat....? She may be his wife!!"
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NASA to MARS NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, and he will not return to Earth. The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. ‘A million dollars,’ he answered, ‘because I wish to donate it to M.I.T.’ The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question. He asked for two million dollars. ‘I wish to give a million to my family,’ he explained, ‘and leave the other million for advancement of medical research.’ The last applicant was an Indian politician. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, ‘Three million dollars.’ ‘Why so much more than the others the interviewer asked. The politician replied, ‘One million is for you, I’ll keep one million, and we will send the American engineer to Mars.’
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One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you taste this for me, please?" The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it. It tasted unpleasant. "Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy."No, not at all," says the chemist, pulling a face. "Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."
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When I was small :- • I'd put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms • Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose • Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once • Waiting behind the door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out. • Faked being asleep,so that I could be carried to bed. • Used to think that the moon followed our car • Tried to balance the switch between On and Off • Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race • The only thing I had to take care of was a school bag. • Swallowed a fruit seed and was scared to death that a tree would grow in my tummy. • Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off. • Walked into a room,. forgot what I needed, Walked out, and then remembered. Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up? and now we think why did we even grow up? Childhood Was The Best Part Of our Life i know u have a smile on ur face while reading the msg....if u want someone close to u smile too...go ahead..share the joyful memories ЁЯШД Finally, I found the answer to the most asked question in my childhood .. What do you want to become when you grow up? A child again
Friday, May 1, 2015
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JUDGE: What is the proof that you were not over speeding? MAN: My lord, I was going to my father in-law's house to bring back my wife. JUDGE: Case dismissed
Wednesday, April 29, 2015
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Superb Reply.... A very poor woman with a small family called-in to a Christian radio station asking for help. A non-believer man who was also listening to this radio program decided to make fun of the woman. He got her address, called his secretary and ordered her to buy a large amount of food stuffs and deliver to the woman. However, he sent with it the following instruction: “When the woman asks who sent the food, tell her that its from the devil. When the secretary arrived at the woman’s house, the woman was so happy and grateful for the help that had been received. She started putting the food inside her small house. The Secretary then asked her, ‘’Don’t you want to know who sent the food?’’ The woman replied, ‘’No, I don’t care because when GOD orders, even the devil obeys”.
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Superb Reply.... A very poor woman with a small family called-in to a Christian radio station asking for help. A non-believer man who was also listening to this radio program decided to make fun of the woman. He got her address, called his secretary and ordered her to buy a large amount of food stuffs and deliver to the woman. However, he sent with it the following instruction: “When the woman asks who sent the food, tell her that its from the devil. When the secretary arrived at the woman’s house, the woman was so happy and grateful for the help that had been received. She started putting the food inside her small house. The Secretary then asked her, ‘’Don’t you want to know who sent the food?’’ The woman replied, ‘’No, I don’t care because when GOD orders, even the devil obeys”.
Friday, April 24, 2015
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Technical Difference between Welding and Wedding .. In Welding there are Sparks first and Bonding Forever, whereas... in Wedding there is Bonding first and Sparks Forever ... 1. When your life is in darkness, Pray to God and ask Him to free you from darkness..... and If you are still in darkness..Pls pay your Electrical bill. 2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, You can be sure of one thing; Either the car is new or the wife. 3. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant. 4. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period? Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack our driver ran away... 5. A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential? Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential !!!
Monday, April 13, 2015
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Lawyers Don't Lie. A Lawyer Had A Wife And 12 Children And Needed To Move As His Rental Agreement Was Coming To An End For The Home Where He Lived But Was Having Difficulty In Finding A New Home. When he said he had 12 children, no one would Rent A Home To Him because they knew that the Children Would Destroy The Home. He could not say that he had no children, He Could Not Lie, After all, Lawyers Cannot And Do Not Lie. So, he had an idea : he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 children. He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the Real Estate Agent. He liked one of the homes and the agent asked : "How Many Children Do You Have ? He answered : "12 children. The agent asked "Where are the others ? The Lawyer answered, with a sad look, "They are in the Cemetery with their Mother. And that's the way he was able to Rent A Home For His Family Without Lying. MORAL : It is not Necessary To Lie, One Only Has To Choose The Right Words. Lawyers Don't Lie ...They Are Creative ...
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A wonderful tradition that should be a model for the rest of India and the world. In a country that still favours the birth of a son, Piplantri village in Rajasthan not only embraces daughters but has created a tradition that benefits both the local people and the planet. This endearing village makes a conscious effort to save girl children and the green cover at the same time, by planting 111 trees every time a girl is born. A brilliant exercise in eco-feminism, this should inspire India and the rest of the world. This wonderful econ conscious tradition ensures that an increase in human population will never come at a cost to the environment. It is literally helping to ensure a greener future with each new generation. The village gathers as a community and plants 111 fruit trees in honour of every newborn female child. Village residents collect Rs. 21,000 between themselves and Rs.10,000 from the girl’s parents. This sum of Rs. 31,000 is made into a 20-year fixed deposit for the girl. Parents are legally bound by a signed affidavit stating that their daughter will receive proper education. The affadavit also mandates that the girl should be married only after she reaches legal age and the trees planted after her birth have been correctly looked after. The community ensures that the trees survive, attaining fruition as the girl grows up. The villagers don’t just plant trees, they look after them as well. To protect the trees from termites, the residents plant aloe vera plants around them. These trees, and especially the aloe vera plants, are now a source of livelihood for several residents. This unique tradition was first suggested by the village’s former leader, Shyam Sundar Paliwal, in honour of his daughter who passed away at a young age. In the last 6 years, over a quarter of a million trees have been planted. Villagers claim there has not been any police case here for the last 7 to 8 years. This is a heartwarming and inspiring story that MUST be shared and replicated as much as possible across India and the world. https://r3---sn-vgqsenek.c.docs.google.com/videoplayback?fexp=900720,907263,916603,916656,931362,932627,932631,934954,9407059,9407873,9408093,9408347,9408704,9408919,947233,947243,948124,948703,951703,952612,957201,961404,961406,963202,965202&signature=7C3841AF96503BE1D7D18DEC64B0F34BECF9F05C.AF2D157AE5EEE242D766BCF81CF252E6026E4748&key=yt5&upn=ZoJq4o3ufAM&ip=107.178.200.187&mm=31&itag=18&mt=1428935090&ratebypass=yes&mv=m&source=youtube&sparams=dur,id,ip,ipbits,itag,mime,mm,ms,mv,pl,ratebypass,source,upn,expire&ms=au&ipbits=0&sver=3&mime=video/mp4&expire=1428956813&pl=32&id=o-AIM1lQLEWn32_ehYwXZUayDCNc6vumshpyDJT6NkwEbW&dur=142.106&signature=180.215.124.80 Piplantri villagers plant over 100 trees to celebrate a girl child's birth Piplantri: People of Piplantri village in Rajasthan are working on a unique initiative to save the girl child and the shrinking green cover at the same time. The newborn baby may not have a name yet but she already has over 100 trees planted to celebrate her birth. As the child's family takes forward the seven-year-old unique practice of planting 111 trees each time a girl is born, they see it as a twin win fixing the skewed gender ratio as well as giving something back to the environment. http://r3---sn-vgqsenek.c.docs.google.com/videoplayback?fexp=900720,907263,916603,916656,931362,932627,932631,934954,9407059,9407873,9408093,9408347,9408704,9408919,947233,947243,948124,948703,951703,952612,957201,961404,961406,963202,965202&signature=7C3841AF96503BE1D7D18DEC64B0F34BECF9F05C.AF2D157AE5EEE242D766BCF81CF252E6026E4748&key=yt5&upn=ZoJq4o3ufAM&ip=107.178.200.187&mm=31&itag=18&mt=1428935090&ratebypass=yes&mv=m&source=youtube&sparams=dur,id,ip,ipbits,itag,mime,mm,ms,mv,pl,ratebypass,source,upn,expire&ms=au&ipbits=0&sver=3&mime=video/mp4&expire=1428956813&pl=32&id=o-AIM1lQLEWn32_ehYwXZUayDCNc6vumshpyDJT6NkwEbW&dur=142.106&signature=180.215.124.80
Sunday, April 12, 2015
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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?” The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book !!” A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’? Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret ? Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her. A man in Hell asked Devil : Can I make a call to my Wife ? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day. Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day ! Husband to wife – Today is a fine day. Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last one week, you are saying this “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter? Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you……" Have a laugh, laughter is the best medicine...Pass it on..
Saturday, April 11, 2015
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Started Second Day of Intel IoT Roadshow. Waiting to see different future projects. #IntelMaker
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Glad to meet new friends and working in new environment of tomorrows technology Intel Edision Boards @BangaloreIoT Intel IoT Hackathon #intelmaker #breakthrough
Thursday, April 9, 2015
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Challenge 4 u! These 8 things most people see daily in their life. Rearrange the spelling and answer. 1.kwolaclcl 2.Cbeofoka 3.Gilencafin 4.cemrsenlboei 5.Rlrgsmaorsi 6. Etdbehes 7 hpastawp 8 hulgisnt Charge ur brain and c if u can answer it . Not so easy
Saturday, April 4, 2015
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WHETHER THERE ARE SPELLING MISTAKES OR CRAZY THOUGHTS, THESE ARE EXCERPTS FROM ACTUAL RESUMES SUBMITTED BY PEOPLE FOR JOBS. HAVE A GOOD LAUGH AND HAVE A NICE DAY. Actual Lines from Resumes I am very detail-oriented. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable. Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty! Enclosed is a ruff draft of my resume. I am sicking and entry-level position. It's best for employers that I not work with people. Here are my qualifications for you to overlook. I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated. If this resume doesn't blow your hat off, then please return it in the enclosed envelope. My fortune cookie said, "Your next interview will result in a job." And I like your company in particular. You hold in your hands the resume of a truly outstanding candidate! I saw your ad on the information highway, and I came to a screeching halt. Insufficient writing skills, thought processes have slowed down some. If I am not one of the best, I will look for another opportunity. Please disregard the attached resume-it is terribly out of date. Seek challenges that test my mind and body, since the two are usually inseparable. Reason for leaving last job: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately. Previous experience: Self-employed--a fiasco. Exposure to German for two years, but many words are inappropriate for business. My experience in horticulture is well-rooted. Experience: Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years. I am a rabid typist. Education: College, August 1880 - May 1984. I have a bachelorette degree in computers. Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory; effective management skills; and very good at math. Graduated in the top 66% of my class. Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school. Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer. Special skills: Experienced with numerous office machines and can make great lattes. I worked as a Corporate Lesion. Special Skills: Speak English. Served as assistant sore manager. Reason for leaving last job: Pushed aside so the vice president's girlfriend could steal my job. Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel. Education: B.A. in Loberal Arts. Objective: To have my skills and ethics challenged on a daily basis
Sunday, March 29, 2015
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Like Your Dislikes In our lives there are probably activities we dislike, people we don't like.... Most often, irritation and anger arises from being rigid about what and who we like and dislike. The next time you find yourself saying, "I don't like..." pause and ask yourself, "Can I like this dislike? Can I find something positive about this dislike?" If you can't, then maybe dislike a little less! Liking your dislikes might just make you calmer and an easier person to be around!
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MUST READ!!!! Diff. Between C.A. and B.A. B.A. Question: How many balls are there in an over? Answer: 6 Full Marks If this were a CA exam question The answer would be WRONG and the examiner’s comment in the suggested answers would be “Most of the students answered the questions. However, students have not understood the questions correctly. Answer points to a lack of in-depth understanding and conceptual clarity on the subject. Correct answer is 1 ball which is delivered 6 times, if the umpire(as defined under bye law 19 of Rule 2) did not declare any no ball in all those deliveries. In case the umpire, as defined above, declares a No Ball as defined in the Byelaws 24 Rule 3 of the Laws of Cricket (Lords), then there will be an additional ball delivered, using the same ball, for every no ball declared by the umpire. Note that such additional balls will not be counted towards the number of balls”. Similarly for a wide ball under Bye law 25 Rule 3 of the Laws of Cricket (Lords) an additional ball will be delivered for every wide ball declared by the umpire. Thus keeping in view the Rules 19, 24 25 of the Laws of Cricket(Lords) the answer is 1 ball. However, if the ball used for the said deliveries suffers or undergoes such transformation or such other changes which, the umpire, on an appeal being made by the bowler, deems unfit for use, the ball may be changed/replaced with another one. Only in such a case, will there be use of multiple balls in an over. (The student may assume that the batsmen did not hit a sixer, thereby forcing the ball to go out of the park causing another ball to be used)''
Wednesday, March 25, 2015
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It's one of the best messages I have come across.... 1. Swami Vivekanand:- I can’t find free time. Life has become hectic. Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you free. 2. Swami Vivekanand:- Why has life become complicated now? Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Stop analyzing life.. It makes it complicated. Just live it. 3. Swami Vivekanand:- Why are we then constantly unhappy? Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Worrying has become your habit. That’s why you are not happy. 4. Swami Vivekanand:- Why do good people always suffer? Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be purified without fire. Good people go through trials, but don’t suffer.With that experience their life becomes better, not bitter. 5. Swami Vivekanand:- You mean to say such experience is useful? Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Yes. In every term, Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons. 6. Swami Vivekanand:- Because of so many problems, we don’t know where we are heading… Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- If you look outside you will not know where you are heading. Look inside. Eyes provide sight. Heart provides the way. 7. Swami Vivekanand:- Does failure hurt more than moving in the right direction? Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a measure as decided by you. 8. Swami Vivekanand:- In tough times, how do you stay motivated? Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Always look at how far you have come rather than how far you have to go. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing. 9. Swami Vivekanand:- What surprises you about people? Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- When they suffer they ask, “why me?” When they prosper, they never ask “Why me?” 10. Swami Vivekanand:- How can I get the best out of life? Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- Face your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. Prepare for the future without fear. 11. Swami Vivekanand:- One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered. Ramkrishna Paramahansa:- There are no unanswered prayers. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Life is a mystery to solve, not a problem to resolve. Trust me. Life is wonderful if you know how to live.
Saturday, March 21, 2015
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2015 March Month Free Cell Phone Service Training Camp рооாро░்роЪ் рооாрод роЗро▓ро╡роЪ роЕроЯிрок்рокроЯை роЪெро▓்рокோрой் роЪро░்ро╡ீро╕் рокропிро▒்роЪி рооுроХாроо் SYSKAN EDUCATIONAL TRUST, SRI VETRIVEL AYYAPPAN SEVA TRUST & JCI MADURAI SVAST Conducts Free Basic Cell Phone Service Training camp to interested persons who are more than 14 years old. For more details feel free to contact +91-9944159844 Place : The Krishnapuram Silk & Cotton weavers co-operative production & Sales Society, Krishnapuram colony, (Opp to Krishnapuram Colony Bus stop) Madurai-625014, TamilNadu, India Date : 22-03-2015 (Sunday) Time : 09:30 A.M to 01:30 P.M роЪிро╕்роХாрой் роХро▓்ро╡ி роЯிро░ро╕்роЯ், ро╕்ро░ீ ро╡ெро▒்ро▒ிро╡ேро▓் роРропрок்рокрой் роЪேро╡ா роЯிро░ро╕்роЯ் рооро▒்ро▒ுроо் роЬே.роЪி.роР роородுро░ை ро╕்ро╡ாро╕்роЯ் роЗрогைрои்родு роироЯрод்родுроо் рооாро░்роЪ் рооாрод роЗро▓ро╡роЪ роЕроЯிрок்рокроЯை роЪெро▓்рокோрой் роЪро░்ро╡ீро╕் рокропிро▒்роЪி рооுроХாроо், роородுро░ை роХிро░ுро╖்рогாрокுро░роо் роХாро▓ройிропிро▓் роЙро│்ро│ роХிро░ுро╖்рогாрокுро░роо் рокроЯ்роЯு & рокро░ுрод்родி роиெроЪро╡ாро│ро░் роХூроЯ்роЯுро▒ро╡ு роЙро▒்рокрод்родி рооро▒்ро▒ுроо் ро╡ிро▒்рокройை роЪроЩ்роХ роЪுрои்родро░ро░ாроорой் рооாро│ிроХைропிро▓் роироЯைрокெро▒ро╡ுро│்ро│родு. роЗро▓ро╡роЪ роЕроЯிрок்рокроЯை роЪெро▓்рокோрой் роЪро░்ро╡ீро╕் рокропிро▒்роЪிропிро▓் роХро▓рои்родு роХொро│்ро│ роХுро▒ைрои்родрокроЯ்роЪроо் 14 ро╡ропродை роХроЯрои்родро╡ро░ாроХ роЗро░ுроХ்роХ ро╡ேрог்роЯுроо். рооேро▓ுроо் ро╡ிрокро░роЩ்роХро│ுроХ்роХு +91-9944159844 роОрой்ро▒ роОрог்рогை родொроЯро░்рокு роХொро│்ро│ро╡ுроо். роиாро│் : 22-03-2015 (роЮாропிро▒்ро▒ுроХ்роХிро┤рооை) роиேро░роо் : роХாро▓ை 09:30 роорогி рооுродро▓் роирог்рокроХро▓் 1:30 роорогி ро╡ро░ை роЗроЯроо் : роХிро░ுро╖்рогாрокுро░роо் рокроЯ்роЯு & рокро░ுрод்родி роиெроЪро╡ாро│ро░் роХூроЯ்роЯுро▒ро╡ு роЙро▒்рокрод்родி рооро▒்ро▒ுроо் ро╡ிро▒்рокройை роЪроЩ்роХ роЪுрои்родро░ро░ாроорой் рооாро│ிроХை роородுро░ை. http://ift.tt/1I9Xtbt March Month Free Ayurveda Medical Camp (рооாро░்роЪ் рооாрод роЗро▓ро╡роЪ роЖропுро░்ро╡ேрод рооро░ுрод்родுро╡ рооுроХாроо்) ро╕்ро░ீ ро╡ெро▒்ро▒ிро╡ேро▓் роРропрок்рокрой் роЪேро╡ா роЕро▒роХ்роХроЯ்роЯро│ை рооро▒்ро▒ுроо் рокிро░ாро░்род்родройா роЖропுро░்ро╡ேрод роиிро▓ைропроо் роЗрогைрои்родு роироЯрод்родுроо் рокிрок்ро░ро╡ро░ி рооாрод роЗро▓ро╡роЪ роЖропுро░்ро╡ேрод рооро░ுрод்родுро╡ рооுроХாроо். ро╡ро░ுроХிрой்ро▒ (роЮாропிро▒ு) роЕрой்ро▒ு роХாро▓ை 9 роорогி рооுродро▓் 1 роорогி ро╡ро░ை, роородுро░ை роХிро░ுро╖்рогாрокுро░роо் роХாро▓ройிропிро▓் роЙро│்ро│ роХிро░ுро╖்рогாрокுро░роо் рокроЯ்роЯு & рокро░ுрод்родி роиெроЪро╡ாро│ро░் роХூроЯ்роЯுро▒ро╡ு роЙро▒்рокрод்родி рооро▒்ро▒ுроо் ро╡ிро▒்рокройை роЪроЩ்роХ роЪுрои்родро░ро░ாроорой் рооாро│ிроХைропிро▓், роЗро▓ро╡роЪ рокொродு роЖропுро░்ро╡ேрод рооро░ுрод்родுро╡ рооுроХாроо் роироЯை рокெро▒ро╡ுро│்ро│родு. роЙроЩ்роХро│் роЗро░ுрок்рокிроЯрод்родிрой் роЕро░ுроХிро▓் роироЯைрокெро▒ுроо் роЗрои்род рооро░ுрод்родுро╡ рооுроХாрооிро▓் роХро▓рои்родு роХொрог்роЯு роЙроЩ்роХро│் роЙроЯро▓் роЙрокாродைроХро│ுроХ்роХாрой, рокроХ்роХ ро╡ிро│ைро╡ுроХро│் роПро▒்рокроЯுрод்родாрод роЖропுро░்ро╡ேрод рооро░ுрои்родுроХро│ை роЗро▓ро╡роЪрооாроХ рокெро▒்ро▒ு роЪெро▓்ро▓ро╡ுроо். роЪро░்роХ்роХро░ை...
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родோро┤ро░்роХро│ே роУро░் ро╡ேрог்роЯுроХோро│்.. роироо் роХрог்рооுрой்ройே роироЯроХ்роХுроо் роЕроиிропாропроо், роЗродро▒்роХாроХ роиாроо் роОрой்рой роЪெроп்роп рокோроХிро▒ோроо்..? роХுро▒ைрои்род рокроЯ்роЪроо் роЗрои்род роЪெроп்родிропை рооுроЯிрои்род ро╡ро░ை рокроХிро░்ро╡ோроо், родро╡ро▒ை родроЯ்роЯி роХேроЯ்рокோроо்..!! роироороХ்роХுродாрой் родெро░ுро╡ிро▓் роЗро▒роЩ்роХி рокோро░ாроЯро╡ோ, родроЯ்роЯி роХேроЯ்роХро╡ோ родுрогிро╡ிро▓்ро▓ை, роиேро░рооுроо் роЗро░ுрок்рокродிро▓்ро▓ை..!? роЕродро▒்роХ்роХு роОрод்родройைропோ роХாро░рогроЩ்роХро│் роЗро░ுроХ்роХро▓ாроо், роЖройாро▓் роироороХ்роХாроХ, роироо் роиро▓ройுроХ்роХாроХ родройி рооройிродройாроХ роЪроЯ்роЯрод்родிрой் родுрогைропோроЯு рокோро░ாроЯி ро╡ро░ுроо் 83 ро╡ропродு рооுродிропро╡ро░் родிро░ு."роЯிро░ாрокிроХ்" ро░ாроороЪாрооிропை, родрооிро┤роХ роЕро░роЪிрой் роТрок்рокுродро▓ோроЯு, ро╡ீро░роорогி роОрой்рокро╡ро░் роЕро│ிрод்род рокொроп் рокுроХாро░ிрой் роЕроЯிрок்рокроЯைропிро▓் роХாро╡ро▓்родுро▒ை роХைродுроЪெроп்родு роЪிро▒ைропிро▓் роЕроЯைрод்родுро│்ро│родு. роЪெройройை рокுро░роЪைро╡ாроХ்роХроо் роиெроЯுроЮ்роЪாро▓ைропிро▓், рокோроХ்роХுро╡ро░род்родுроХ்роХு роЗроЯைропூро░ாроХ роиிрой்ро▒ு роХொрог்роЯு родройிропாро░் родொро▓ைроХாроЯ்роЪிроХ்роХு рокேроЯ்роЯிропро│ிрод்родродாроХро╡ுроо், роЕродை родроЯ்роЯி роХேроЯ்роЯ родрой்ройை роХொро▓ை роЪெроп்родு ро╡ிроЯுро╡родாроХ рооிро░роЯ்роЯி, родройродு роХாро░் роХрог்рогாроЯிропை роЙроЯைрод்родродாроХро╡ுроо், ро╡ீро░роорогி роОрой்рокро╡ро░் роЕро│ிрод்род рокுроХாро░ிрой் роЕроЯிрок்рокроЯைропிро▓், рокிрогைропிро▓் ро╡ро░рооுроЯிропாродрокроЯி 4 рокிро░ிро╡ுроХро│ிро▓் ро╡ро┤роХ்роХுрокродிро╡ு роЪெроп்родு роЪрооீрокрод்родிро▓், роЕродிроХாро▓ை 4роорогிроХ்роХு родிро░ு. роЯிро░ாрокிроХ்" ро░ாроороЪாрооிропை роХைродு роЪெроп்родு, ро╡ிроЪாро░рогைроХ்роХு рокிрой் рокுро┤ро▓் роЪிро▒ைропிро▓் роЕроЯைрод்родுро│்ро│ройро░். роироо் роХுроЯுроо்рокрод்родுроХ்роХாроХ роЙро┤ைроХ்роХுроо் роТро░ு 84 ро╡ропродு рооுродிропро╡ро░ை роХைродு роЪெроп்родு роЪிро▒ைропிро▓் роЕроЯைрод்родாро▓ роиாроо் ро╡ேроЯிроХ்роХை рокாро░்рок்рокோрооா..? роЖройாро▓் роироо் роиாроЯ்роЯுроХ்роХாроХ, роЪுропроиро▓рооிро▓்ро▓ாрооро▓் роКро┤ро▓், роЕроЯாро╡роЯி, рокொро░ுро│ாродாро░ роЪுро░рог்роЯро▓், роЪроЯ்роЯ ро╡ிродிрооீро▒ро▓் роЙро│்ро│ிроЯ்роЯро╡ро▒்ро▒ை роХрог்роЯிроХ்роХுроо் роироороХ்роХாроХ роЙро┤ைроХ்роХுроо் рооுродிропро╡ро░ை роХாро╡ро▓்родுро▒ை роХைродு роЪெроп்родுро│்ро│родு, роиாроо் роЗродை ро╡ேроЯிроХ்роХைродாрой் рокாро░்роХ்роХ рокோроХிро▒ோрооா..? роХுро▒ைрои்род рокроЯ்роЪроо் роиாроо் роЗродை роХрог்роЯிроХ்роХро╡ாро╡родு ро╡ேрог்роЯாрооா..? роЕродро▒்роХு роЕроЯைропாро│рооாроХ роиாроо் роЗрои்род роЪெроп்родிропை рокроХிро░்ро╡ோроо், рокெро░ுроо்рокாро▓ாрой роКроЯроХроЩ்роХро│் рокрод்родிро░ிроХைроХро│், роЗро░ுроЯ்роЯроЯிрок்рокு роЪெроп்ропுроо் роЗрои்родроЪெроп்родிропை роЕройைро╡ро░ுроХ்роХுроо் роХொрог்роЯு роЪெро▓்ро╡ோроо், роЕродрой் ро╡ро┤ிропாроХ роироородு роЖродро░ро╡ை роЗрои்род рооாрооройிродро░ுроХ்роХு родெро░ிро╡ிрок்рокோроо். роЗродை роЪெроп்ро╡родிрой் ро╡ро┤ிропாроХ роороХ்роХро│ிрой் роОро┤ுроЯ்роЪிроХ்роХுроо், рокோро░ாроЯ்роЯрод்родிро▒்роХுроо் ро╡ро┤ிро╡роХுрок்рокோроо். роЖро│்рокро╡ро░் роорой்ройро░ுроо் роЕро▓்ро▓ роороХ்роХро│் роЕроЯிрооைроХро│ுроо் роЕро▓்ро▓ роЙро▓роХ ро╡ро░ро▓ாро▒்ро▒ிро▓் рокிро░роЮ்роЪு рокுро░роЯ்роЪி роОроХிрок்родு рокோро░ாроЯ்роЯроо் роОрой்ро▒ு роОрод்родройைропோ рокோро░ாроЯ்роЯроЩ்роХро│் роЪாрооாройிропро░் роород்родிропிро▓் роЗро░ுрои்родுродாрой் роЖро░роо்рокрооாройродு.
Thursday, March 12, 2015
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50 amazing facts about Japan :- 50. Late-night dancing is illegal in Japan 49. Japan has more than 50,000 people that are over 100 years old 48. Japan has only 2 gun-related homicides a year 47. The world’s oldest company operated in Japan from 578 AD to 2006 46. Japan consists of over 6,800 islands 45. The average delay of a Japanese train is just 18 seconds 44. Square watermelons are grown in Japan 43. There are more pets than children in Japan 42. More adult diapers are sold in Japan than diapers for babies 41. 98% of all adoptions are of male men If you thought those facts were crazy, wait until you see the remaining 40 crazy facts about Japan, with 40 to 31 on our countdown found on the next page. 40. There are over 5 million vending machines in the country 39. In Japan, sleeping on the job is acceptable 38. There’s a highway that goes through a building in Japan 37. For the Japanese, black cats bring good luck 36. More paper is used for comics than for toilet paper in the country 35. Japanese Haiku poetry, which consists only of three lines, is the shortest in the world 34. 70% of Japan’s surface is covered in mountains, with over 200 volcanoes 33. Japan’s literacy rate is almost 100% 32. There are approximately 1,500 earthquakes yearly in Japan 31. Rice is eaten in every meal in Japan 30. Japanese people live an average of four years longer than Americans 29. ‘Karaoke’ means ‘empty orchestra’ in Japanese 28. Raised floors help indicate where to take off your shoes 27. There are almost 130 voice-acting schools in Japan, due to anime’s success 26. There are coffee shops in Japan where you can play with kittens 25. Japan has produced 18 Nobel Prize winners 24. The Japanese population is 98% Japanese; there are almost no immigrants 23. Japan’s unemployment rate is less than 4% 22. Going to KFC is a Christmas tradition in Japan 21. In Japan, it is rude to say “no” directly 20. In Japan, flower arranging is a form of art 19. For the Japanese, it is impolite to tear a gift’s wrapping 18. Snowmen in Japan are made of two snowballs, not three 17. Japanese people carry around a small towel to wipe their sweat off 16. Most homes have extra shoes for guests 15. Drinking or eating while walking is considered to be rude 14. Bus drivers turn the vehicle off at red lights to reduce pollution 13. At Japanese train stations, there are staff workers whose job is to help shove passengers inside the train, as they are so crowded 12. If you are sick in Japan, you should wear a mask to prevent spreading your disease. 11. The most popular pizza topping is squid 10. There are lactation bars where you can get fresh human breast milk: a shot, or straight from the nipple even 9. The Japanese police have paintballs to shoot at fleeing vehicles so as to identify them easily 8. There’s a sacred shrine in Japan that is rebuilt every 20 years 7. ‘Yaeba’, crooked teeth, is considered attractive; so much so that girls go to the dentist to get their teeth unstraightened 6. In 1949, India sent the Tokyo zoo two elephants to cheer the spirits of the defeated Japanese empire 5. Every year in Japan men compete to get the title of “fastest shirt ironer” 4. The Aokigahara forest at the base of Mount Fuji is a traditional suicide spot. 3. The ‘ganguro’ Japanese fashion (literally ‘black face’) consists of dying your skin as dark as possible 2. In Japan you can find the world’s shortest escalator, it only has 5 steps 1. Slurping when eating noodles is polite and indicates that the food is delicious
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(Worth Reading) SPECIAL MESSAGE . READ WITH FAMILY MEMBERS Never Tell Ur Problems to all, 20% will not Care 80% will be Glad that U have Them. ************************ Life is similar to Boxing Game. Defeat is not Declared when U Fall Down. It is Declared when U Refuse to Get Up. ************************ Always WRONG PERSONS Teach the RIGHT LESSONS in Life. That is called LIFE EXPERIENCE. ************************ Faith is taking the 1st Step, even when U dont see the whole Staircase. ************************ Keep Ur Face to the Sun, U will not see the Shadow. ************************ Everything is Valuable only at 2 Times: 1: Before Getting It. 2: After Losing It. ************************ 2 Things brings Happiness Success in Life: 1: The way U Manage when U have Nothing. 2: The way U Behave when U have Everything. ************************ 2 Places are most Valuable in the World: 1: The NICEST Place is to be in Someone's Thoughts. 2: The SAFEST Place is to be in Someone's Prayers. ************************ 'FEAR' has 2 Meanings: 1: Forget Everything Run. 2: Face Everything Rejoice. Choice is Ours. ************************ ATTITUDE at its Best: "My BACK is not a VOICE MAIL. Kindly Say whatever U have by FACING ME". ************************ What is SUCCESS ? SUCCESS is, when Ur Photo's are Uploaded on 'GOOGLE' instead of FACEBOOK. ************************ 'EGO' is the only Requirement to Destroy any Relationship. Be a Bigger Person, Skip the 'E' let it 'GO'. ************************ Do U know why God did not give Us the Gift to Read Other's Mind ? So that, We could have the Chances to 'TRUST' Privilege to be 'TRUSTED'. ************************ As long as We do not Forgive People who have Hurt Us, They Occupy a 'RENT-FREE-SPACE' in our Mind. ************************ Always keep Hoping for Good. Keep a Green Tree in Ur Heart. The Singing Birds will Automatically come. ************************ If U Walk the Way guided by Humans, U will find a Hopeless End. BUT If U will Walk the Way guided by GOD, U will find Endless Hopes Opportunities. ************************ GOD always likes to know again again what U want. It is not that He Forgets Ur Dreams Prayers, But He Loves to Check Ur Passion towards Ur Desire. That is why He wants U to have Ur 'QUIET TIME' which We call as 'PRAYER TIME' with Him everyday. ************************ I asked GOD: If everything is already Written in Destiny, then why should I Pray ? GOD Smiled said: I have also Written 'CONDITIONS APPLY'. ************************ Empty Pockets Teach Millons of Things in Life. BUT Full Pockets Spoil Us in Million Ways. ************************ TRUST is like a Sticker. Once it is Removed, it may Stick again, but not as Strong as it Holds when U First Applied. ************************ Always take Care of RELATIONS. Thats why they say, when U are in Doubt, 'SILENCE' is the Best Policy. ************************ Never Win People with Arguments. rather Defeat Them with Ur Smile. Because People who always Wish to Argue with U, cannot Bear Ur SILENCE. ************************ If a Drop of Water falls on a Lake, its Identity is Lost. BUT If a Drop of Water falls on a Lotus Leaf, it Shines like a Pearl. Drop is the Same, but the 'COMPANY' matters. ************************ Our HOPES should be like HAIR NAILS. No matter how many times they get Cut, but they never stop Growing. That is why they say, Always Hope for the Best, however Bad the Situation may be. ************************ 'MEMORIES' are always Special. Sometimes, We Laugh by Remembering the days We Cried. Sometimes, We Cry by Remembering the days We Laughed. Thats LIFE. Kindly share to all your Dear ones
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Que este d├нa tan especial sea para ti el comienzo de otro a├▒o de felicidad. ¡Feliz cumplea├▒os - May this special day for you the beginning of another year of happiness . Happy Birthday Thanks google for helping me to understand the wishes in other languges too..
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
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ЁЯТзЁЯТз2050 ропிро▓் родрог்рогீро░் рокро▒்ро▒ி роТро░ு роЪிро▒ிроп роХро▒்рокройை.. роЗрой்ро▒ைроп рооுроХ்роХிроп роЪெроп்родிроХро│் ЁЯПароИро░ோроЯு роЕро░ுроХே ро╡ீроЯ்роЯிро▓் рокூроЯ்роЯி ро╡ைрод்родிро░ுрои்род рооூрой்ро▒ு роХுроЯроо் родрог்рогீро░் родிро░ுроЯ்роЯு рокோро▓ீро╕் ро╡ро▓ை ро╡ீроЪ்роЪு . ЁЯСлрооூрой்ро▒ு ро╡ропродு роХுро┤рои்родைропை lkgропிро▓் роЪேро░்рои்род роЗро░рог்роЯு роХுроЯроо் родрог்рогீро░் роирой்роХொроЯைропாроХ роХேроЯ்роЯ рокро│்ро│ி роЙро░ிрооைропாро│ро░் роХைродு... ЁЯЩЛроХрогро╡ройுроХ்роХு родெро░ிропாрооро▓் ро╡ீроЯ்роЯிро▓் ро╡ைрод்родிро░ுрои்род 4 роХுроЯроо் родрог்рогீро░ை роОроЯுрод்родுроХ்роХொрог்роЯு рооройைро╡ி роХро│்ро│роХ்роХாродро▓ுроЯрой் роУроЯ்роЯроо் .роХрогро╡рой் 4 роХுроЯроо் родрог்рогீро░ை роХрог்роЯு рокிроЯிрод்родு родро░ுрооாро▒ு рокோро▓ீроЪீро▓் рокுроХாро░் ... ЁЯТВроЗро░рог்роЯு роХுроЯроо் родрог்рогீро░் роХொроЯுрод்родாро▓் роТро░ே ро╡ро░ுроЯрод்родிро▓் 50 роХுроЯроо் родрог்рогீро░் родро░ுро╡родாроХ родрог்рогீро░் рооோроЪроЯி роХுроо்рокро▓் роХைро╡ро░ிроЪை.... ЁЯШОроиாроЩ்роХро│் роЖроЯ்роЪிроХ்роХு ро╡рои்родாро▓் ро░ேроЪрой்роХроЯைропிро▓் 3 роХுроЯроо் родрог்рогீро░் родро░ுро╡родாроХ роОродிро░்роХроЯ்роЪிроХро│் ро╡ாроХ்роХுро▒ுродி..роЗродро▒ роХ்роХு роЖро│ுроо்роХроЯ்роЪி роХроЯுроо் роХрог்роЯройроо் .... ЁЯЪАрокூрооிропிро▓ிро░ுрои்родு роЪெро╡்ро╡ாроп் роХிро░роХрод்родிро▒்роХு ро░ாроХ்роХெроЯ். рооூро▓роо் роХроЯрод்родி роЪெрой்ро▒ 20,000 ро▓ிроЯ்роЯро░் родрог்рогீро░ை ро╡ிрог்ро╡ெро│ி роХாро╡ро▓்родுро▒ைропிройро░் рокро▒ிрооுродро▓்роЪெроп்родройро░் ЁЯПжроЙро▓роХ родрог்рогீро░் ро╡роЩ்роХிропிро▓் роЗро░ுрои்родு роЗрои்родிропா 50 роХோроЯி ро▓ிроЯ்роЯро░் родрог்рогீро░் роХроЯрой் ро╡ாроЩ்роХிропродு ЁЯСкрокொродு роороХ்роХро│் роЕройைро╡ро░ுроо் рооாродроо் роТро░ு рооுро▒ை роороЯ்роЯுрооே роХுро│ிроХ்роХ ро╡ேрог்роЯுроо் роЗро░рог்роЯு роЪொроо்рокு родрог்рогீро░் роороЯ்роЯுрооே рокропрой்рокроЯுрод்род ро╡ேрог்роЯுроо் роОрой்ро▒ு рокுродிроп роЪроЯ்роЯроо் роЕрооро▓்рокроЯுрод்родிропродு .рооீро▒ிройாро▓் роЗро░рог்роЯு роЪொроо்рокு родрог்рогீро░ுроо் рокро▒ிрооுродро▓் роЪெроп்ропுроо்.. ЁЯПЖроЙро▓роХ родрог்рогீро░் world cup роХிро░ிроХ்роХெроЯ்роЯிро▓் роЗрои்родிропா родрог்рогீро░் роХோрок்рокைропை ро╡ெрой்ро▒родு ... ⛲роЗрой்ро▒ைроп родрог்рогீро░் роиிро▓ро╡ро░роо்.. роХிрогро▒்ро▒ு роиீро░் роТро░ு ро▓ிроЯ்роЯро░் 5000 ро░ூрокாроп்роХ்роХுроо் роЖро▒்ро▒ு роиீро░் роТро░ு ро▓ிроЯ்роЯро░் 10,000 ро░ூрокாроп்роХ்роХுроо் роЪுрод்родிроХро░ிроХ்роХрок்рокроЯ்роЯ роиீро░் роУро░ு ро▓ிроЯ்роЯро░் 15,000 ро░ூрокாроп்роХ்роХுроо் ро╡ிро▒்роХрокроЯுроХிрой்ро▒рой... ЁЯМ┤рооро░роо்...ро╡ро│ро░்рок்рокோроо்.. ро╡ро░ுроХாро▓род்родை...ро╡ро│рооாроХ்роХுро╡ோроо்...ЁЯМ▒ЁЯМ▒ЁЯМ▒ЁЯМ▒ЁЯМ▒ЁЯМ▒ЁЯМ▒ЁЯМ▒ЁЯМ▒ЁЯМ▒ЁЯМ▒ЁЯМ▒ЁЯМ▒ЁЯМ▒ЁЯМ▒ЁЯМ▒ЁЯМ┤ЁЯМ┤ЁЯМ┤ЁЯМ┤ЁЯМ┤ЁЯМ┤ЁЯМ┤ЁЯМ┤ЁЯМ┤ЁЯМ┤ЁЯМ▓ЁЯМ▓ЁЯМ▓ЁЯМ▓ЁЯМ│ЁЯМ│ЁЯМ│ЁЯМ│ЁЯМ│ЁЯМ│ЁЯМ│ЁЯМ│ЁЯМ│ЁЯМ│ЁЯМ│ЁЯМ│ЁЯСН
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9 One liners about India that are completely true! 1. If you want to know how divided we are, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper! 2. India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday! 3. If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if child gets spoiled blame the mobile! 4. If someone asks for dirty cloth to clean something you are in India! 5. The only country where people fight to be termed 'backward'! 6. In India, you don't cast your vote, you vote your caste! 7. An incredible country where actors are playing cricket, cricketers are playing politics, politicians are watching porn and porn stars are becoming actors!- vicious circle indeed! 8. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn't get it! 9. And the ultimate one: Where liking a Facebook post and sending messages on WhatsApp gets you arrested, while raping does not!
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WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!! My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started.... ************************* My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a weighing scale. And then the fight started.... *************************** When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a petrol pump And then the fight started.... *************************** My wife is standing looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.' I replied, 'Your eyesight's perfect.' And then the fight started.... *************************** I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I've not been in a long time." So I took her to the kitchen. And then the fight started.... *************************** Dedicated to all married couples.. But don't send to all I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started
Monday, March 9, 2015
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An unemployed B.TECH graduate was looking out for a suitable job in his stream. He attended several exams and many personal interviews, only to be rejected. . . . . Being fed up after so many months of his job hunt, he decided to get into any job that can satisfy his food and daily needs. . . . . . He visited a circus group and asked for a job. But the owner said that there wasn't any job for his education level. Also he said that there is a vacancy to act as a monkey and perform funny actions. The unemployed youth accepted the offer since he can at least afford his daily food. . . . . . So he dressed up as a monkey and entertained the audience. One day while he was performing the monkey skills, he accidentally fell into the lion's ring. . . . . Everyone was shocked as the monkey fell into lion's ring. No one knew that he was a man dressed up as a monkey. The man himself was dreadful and feared for his life. He felt pity for himself as he going to be a victim of unemployment. . . . . . . . . . The lion came closer to him but didn't attack. He was surprised. Then the lion spoke, "dont be afraid , M.TECH. here"
Friday, March 6, 2015
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родிро░ுро╡ро│்ро│ுро╡ро░் роОро┤ுродிроп роТро░ே роиாрой்роХு ро╡ро░ிрокாроЯро▓்! роЙро▓роХрод்родிро▓ுро│்ро│ роЕрод்родройை роЬீро╡рой்роХро│ுроХ்роХாроХро╡ுроо் роТрой்ро▒ро░ை роЕроЯிропிро▓் роХுро▒ро│் роОро┤ுродிроп родிро░ுро╡ро│்ро│ுро╡ро░், роТро░ே роТро░ு роЬீро╡ройுроХ்роХாроХ роороЯ்роЯுроо் роиாрой்роХроЯிропிро▓் роТро░ு рокாроЯ்роЯு роОро┤ுродிропுро│்ро│ாро░் родெро░ிропுрооா! ропாро░் роЕрои்род рокெро░ுрооைроХ்роХுро░ிроп роЬீро╡рой்? роЕрои்род рокெро░ுрооைроХ்роХுро░ிропро╡ро░், роЕро╡ро░родு рооройைро╡ி ро╡ாроЪுроХி родாрой்.роЕрои்род роЕроо்рооைропாро░் родройродு роХрогро╡ро░ிрой் роЪெропро▓்рокாроЯுроХро│் роХுро▒ிрод்родு ро╡ாро┤்роиாро│் рооுро┤ுро╡родுроо் ро╡ிрооро░்роЪிрод்родродே роЗро▓்ро▓ை. роЕро╡ро░் роЪெроп்родாро▓் роОро▓்ро▓ாроо் роЪро░ிропாроХрод்родாрой் роЗро░ுроХ்роХுроо் роОрой்ро▒ு роиிройைрод்родро╡ро░். родрой் роХрогро╡ро░் роЪாрок்рокிроЯுроо் рокோродு, роТро░ு роХொроЯ்роЯாроЩ்роХுроЪ்роЪிропிро▓் родрог்рогீро░ுроо், роТро░ு роКроЪிропுроо் ро╡ைрод்родுроХ் роХொрог்роЯுродாрой் роЪாрок்рокிроЯுро╡ாро░ாроо். роЕродு роПрой்ройு роЕроо்рооைропாро░ுроХ்роХு ро╡ிро│роЩ்роХро╡ே роЗро▓்ро▓ிропாроо். роЖройாро▓ுроо், роХрогро╡ро░ிроЯроо் роХாро░рогрод்родை роОрок்рокроЯி роХெроЯ்рокродுрой்ройு роЕрооைродிропா роЗро░ுрок்рокாро░ாроо். роЗродро▒்роХாрой роХாро░рогрод்родை роЕрои்род роЕроо்рооைропாро░் роЗро▒роХ்роХுроо் родро░ுро╡ாропிро▓் родாрой் роХрогро╡ро░ிроЯроо் роХேроЯ்роЯாро░ாроо். роЪோро▒்ро▒ுрок்рокро░ுроХ்роХை роХீро┤ே роЪிрои்родிройாро▓் роКроЪிропிро▓் роХுрод்родி роХொроЯ்роЯாроЩ்роХுроЪ்роЪிропிро▓் роЙро│்ро│ роиீро░ிро▓் роХро┤ுро╡ி рооீрог்роЯுроо் роЪோро▒்ро▒ிро▓் роХро▓рои்родு роЙрог்рогро╡ே роЕро╡ை роЗро░рог்роЯுроо் роОрой்ро▒ாро░ாроо். роиீ рокро░ிрооாро▒ுроХைропிро▓் роЪோро▒்ро▒ு рокро░ுроХ்роХை роЪிрои்родро╡ே роЗро▓்ро▓ை. роЕродройாро▓் роЕродрой் рокропрой்рокாроЯு роЙройроХ்роХு родெро░ிропро╡ிро▓்ро▓ை роОрой்ро▒ுроиெроХிро┤்роЪ்роЪி ропாроХ роЪொрой்ройாро░ாроо். ро╡ро│்ро│ுро╡ро░ிрой் роЗро▓்ро▓род்родுроХ்роХு родுро▒ро╡ி роТро░ுро╡ро░் ро╡рои்родாро░். роЕро╡ро░்роХро│், роЗро░ுро╡ро░ுроо் рокро┤ைроп роЪாродроо் роЪாрок்рокிроЯ்роЯройро░். роЕрок்рокோродு ро╡ро│்ро│ுро╡ро░் ро╡ாроЪுроХிропிроЯроо், роЪோро▒ு роЪூроЯாроХ роЗро░ுроХ்роХிро▒родு. ро╡ிроЪிро▒ு, роОрой்ро▒ாро░். рокро┤ைроп роЪோро▒ு роОрок்рокроЯி роЪுроЯுроо்?роЕрои்род роЕроо்рооைропாро░் роХேро│்ро╡ிропே роХேроЯ்роХро╡ிро▓்ро▓ை. ро╡ிроЪிро▒ роЖро░роо்рокிрод்родு ро╡ிроЯ்роЯாро░். роЗрок்рокроЯி, роХрогро╡ро░ுроЯрой் ро╡ாродроо் роЪெроп்ропாрооро▓் ро╡ிроЯ்роЯுроХ்роХொроЯுроХ்роХுроо் рооройрок்рокроХ்роХுро╡роо் роХொрог்роЯிро░ுрои்родாро░். роЕрои்род роХро▒்рокுроХ்роХро░роЪி роТро░ுрооுро▒ை роХிрогро▒்ро▒ிро▓் родрог்рогீро░் роЗро▒ைрод்родுроХ் роХொрог்роЯிро░ுрои்родாро░். ро╡ро│்ро│ுро╡ро░் роЕро╡ро░ை роЕро┤ைроХ்роХро╡ே, роХропிро▒ை роЕрок்рокроЯிропே ро╡ிроЯ்роЯு ро╡ிроЯ்роЯு ро╡рои்родாро░். роХுроЯрод்родுроЯрой் роХூроЯிроп роЕрои்родроХ் роХропிро▒ு роЕрок்рокроЯிропே роиிрой்ро▒родாроо்.роЗрок்рокроЯ ி роТро░ு рооройைро╡ி роХிроЯைрод்родாро▓், роЕрои்родроХ் роХрогро╡рой் роХொроЯுрод்родு ро╡ைрод்родро╡рой் родாройே! роЕрои்род роЕрой்рокு рооройைро╡ி роТро░ுроиாро│் роЗро▒рои்родு рокோройாро░். “роиெро░ுроиро▓் роЙро│ройொро░ுро╡рой் роЗрой்ро▒ிро▓்ро▓ை роОройுроо் рокெро░ுрооை рокроЯைрод்родு роЗро╡்ро╡ுро▓роХு” роОрой்ро▒ு роКро░ுроХ்роХே рокுрод்родி роЪொрой்рой роЕрои்родрод் родெроп்ро╡рок்рокுро▓ро╡ро░ே, рооройைро╡ிропிрой் рокிро░ிро╡ைрод் родாроЩ்роХாрооро▓் роХро▓роЩ்роХி ро╡ிроЯ்роЯாро░். роиேро▒்ро▒ிро░ுрои்родро╡ро░் роЗрой்ро▒ைроХ்роХு роЗро▓்ро▓ை роОрой்рокродு родாрой் роЗрои்род роЙро▓роХрод்родிро▒்роХே рокெро░ுрооை роОрой்рокродு роЗрои்родроХ் роХுро▒ро│ிрой் рокொро░ுро│். роЖроХ, родройродு роХро░ுрод்родுрок்рокроЯி, роЕрои்род роЕроо்рооைропாро░ிрой் рооро▒ைро╡ுроХ்роХாроХ рокெро░ுрооைрок்рокроЯ்роЯிро░ுроХ்роХ ро╡ேрог்роЯிроп роЕро╡ро░், рооройைро╡ிропிрой் рокிро░ிро╡ைрод் родாро│ாрооро▓், роЕроЯிропிро▒்роХிройிропாро│ே роЕрой்рокுроЯைропாро│ே рокроЯிроЪொро▓் родро╡ро▒ாрод рокாро╡ாроп்- роЕроЯிро╡ро░ுроЯி рокிрой்родூроЩ்роХி рооுрой்ройெро┤ுроо்рокுроо் рокேродாроп்- роЗройிродா(роЕ)роп் роОрой் родூроЩ்роХுроо் роОрой்роХрог் роЗро░ро╡ு роОрой்ро▒ு роТро░ு роиாро▓ு ро╡ро░ி рокாроЯ்роЯெро┤ுродிройாро░். роЕроЯிропро╡ройுроХ்роХு роЗройிропро╡ро│ே! роЕрой்рокுроЯைропро╡ро│ே! роОрой் роЪொро▓்рокроЯி роироЯроХ்роХрод் родро╡ро▒ாрод рокெрог்рогே! роОрой் рокாродроЩ்роХро│ை ро╡ро░ுроЯி родூроЩ்роХроЪ் роЪெроп்родро╡ро│ே! рокிрой் родூроЩ்роХி рооுрой் роОро┤ுрокро╡ро│ே! рокேродைропே! роОрой் роХрог்роХро│் роЗройி роОрок்рокроЯிрод்родாрой் роЗро░ро╡ிро▓் родூроЩ்роХрок் рокோроХிро▒родோ! роОрой்рокродு рокாроЯ்роЯிрой் роЙро░ுроХ்роХрооாрой рокொро░ுро│். роЗрой்ро▒ு, роЪிро▒ுроЪிро▒ு роХро░ுрод்родு ро╡ேро▒ுрокாроЯுроХро│ுроХ்роХு роХூроЯ,роиீродிроорой்ро▒ ро╡ாроЪро▓ிро▓் роиிро▒்роХுроо் родроо்рокродிропро░், роЗрои்родроЪроо்рокро╡род்родை рооройродிро▒்роХுро│் роЕроЪைрокோроЯுро╡ாро░்роХро│ா!
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роТро░ு роЯீроЪ்роЪро░் родрой் ро╡роХுрок்рокு рооாрогро╡ро░்роХро│ிроЯроо் ро╡ெро▒்ро▒ுрод் родாро│்роХро│ைроХ் роХொроЯுрод்родு, роТро╡்ро╡ொро░ுро╡ро░ைропுроо், ро╡роХுрок்рокிро▓் роЙро│்ро│ рооро▒்ро▒ рооாрогро╡ро░்роХро│் роЕройைро╡ро░ிрой் рокெропро░ைропுроо் роЕродிро▓் роОро┤ுродроЪ் роЪொрой்ройாро░். роТро░ு рокெропро░ுроХ்роХுроо், роЕроЯுрод்род рокெропро░ுроХ்роХுроо் роЗроЯைропே роЪிро▒ிродு роЗроЯைро╡ெро│ிропுроЯрой் ! рооாрогро╡ро░்роХро│் роОро┤ுродி рооுроЯிрод்родро╡ுроЯрой், роЯீроЪ்роЪро░் роЪொро▓்роХிро▒ாро░் - “роТро╡்ро╡ொро░ு рокெропро░ுроХ்роХுроо் роОродிро░ே, роЕро╡ро░்роХро│ிроЯроо் роиீроЩ்роХро│் роХாрогுроо் – роЙроЩ்роХро│ுроХ்роХு рокிроЯிрод்род роиро▓்ро▓ ро╡ிро╖ропроо் роТрой்ро▒ைрок்рокро▒்ро▒ி роОро┤ுродுроЩ்роХро│்.” рооாрогро╡ро░்роХро│் роТро╡்ро╡ொро░ுро╡ро░ுроо், ропோроЪிрод்родு, родроЩ்роХро│ுроХ்роХு родோрой்ро▒ிропродை роОро▓்ро▓ாроо் роОро┤ுродிроХ் роХொроЯுрод்родройро░். ро╡ாро░роХ்роХроЯைроЪி – роЯீроЪ்роЪро░் роТро╡்ро╡ொро░ு рооாрогро╡ройிрой் рокெропро░ிро▓ுроо் роТро░ு родாро│் родропாро░் роЪெроп்родு, роЕродிро▓் рооро▒்ро▒ рооாрогро╡ро░்роХро│் роЕро╡ройைрок்рокро▒்ро▒ி роОро┤ுродிропிро░ுрои்род роЙропро░்ро╡ாрой ро╡ாро░்род்родைроХро│ை ро╡ро░ிроЪைропாроХрод் родொроХுрод்родு роОро┤ுродி роХீро┤ே родрой் роХைропெро┤ுрод்родைропுроо் рокோроЯ்роЯு, рооாрогро╡ро░்роХро│் роТро╡்ро╡ொро░ுро╡ро░ாроХ роЕро┤ைрод்родு роЕро╡ро░்роХро│ிрой் рокெропро░ிроЯ்роЯ родாро│ைроХ் роХொроЯுрод்родாро░். рооாрогро╡ро░்роХро│் роЕро╡ро░ро╡ро░் роЗроЯрод்родிро▒்роХு роЪெрой்ро▒ு роЕрооро░்рои்родு рокроЯிроХ்роХிро▒ாро░்роХро│். 10 роиிрооிроЯроЩ்роХро│் – ро╡роХுрок்рокро▒ைропே роЪрои்родோро╖роХ்роХроЯро▓ிро▓் рооிродроХ்роХிро▒родு. “роиாрой் роЗро╡்ро╡ро│ро╡ு роЪிро▒рок்рокாройро╡ройா..? роОрой்ройைрок் рокро▒்ро▒ி рооро▒்ро▒ро╡ро░்роХро│் роЗро╡்ро╡ро│ро╡ு роиро▓்ро▓ роЕрокிрок்рокிро░ாропроо் ро╡ைрод்родிро░ுроХ்роХிро▒ாро░்роХро│ா ?” – роЕрод்родройை рооாрогро╡ро░்роХро│ுроо் роЖройрои்родрод்родிро▓் родிро│ைроХ்роХிро▒ாро░்роХро│் ! роЕрои்род рокроЯ்роЯிропро▓ிро▓் роХுро▒ிрок்рокிроЯрок்рокроЯ்роЯுро│்ро│ роХுрогாродிроЪропроЩ்роХро│ை рооேро▓ுроо் рооேро▓ுроо் ро╡ро│ро░்род்родுроХ் роХொро│்ро│ рооுропро▒்роЪி роЪெроп்роХிро▒ாро░்роХро│். родрой்ройைрок்рокро▒்ро▒ி роЙропро░்ро╡ாроХроЪ் роЪொрой்ройродро▒்роХாроХ, роТро╡்ро╡ொро░ு рооாрогро╡ройுроХ்роХுроо்,роЪроХ рооாрогро╡ро░்роХро│் рооேро▓் роЕрой்рокு роЕродிроХро░ிроХ்роХிро▒родு. рокро▓ ро╡ро░ுроЯроЩ்роХро│் роХро┤ிроХிрой்ро▒рой. роЕрои்род ро╡роХுрок்рокிро▓் рокроЯிрод்род рооாрогро╡рой் роТро░ுро╡рой் ро╡ро│ро░்рои்род рокிро▒роХு ро░ாрогுро╡род்родிро▓் роЪேро░்роХிро▒ாрой். рокிро▒роХு рокோро░் роТрой்ро▒ிро▓் ро╡ீро░ роЪாроХроЪроо் рокுро░ிрои்родு, рооро░рогроо் роЕроЯைроХிро▒ாрой். роЕро╡рой் роЙроЯро▓் ро░ாрогுро╡ рооро░ிропாродைропுроЯрой் роЪொрои்род роКро░் роХொрог்роЯு ро╡ро░рок்рокроЯுроХிро▒родு. роЗро▒ுродிроЪ் роЪроЯроЩ்роХிро▓், роХро▓рои்родு роХொро│்ро│ роЕрои்род роЯீроЪ்роЪро░ுроо் роЪெро▓்роХிро▒ாро░். рооிроЯுроХ்роХாрой ро░ாрогுро╡ роЙроЯைропிро▓் - роиாроЯ்роЯிрой் родேроЪிропроХ்роХொроЯி рокோро░்род்родрок்рокроЯ்роЯு, роЪро╡рок்рокெроЯ்роЯிропிро▓ுроо் роХроо்рокீро░род்родுроЯрой் роХாрогрок்рокроЯ்роЯ роЕрои்род рооாрогро╡ройைроХ் роХрог்роЯு рокெро░ுрооிродрод்родுроЯрой் роХрог் роХро▓роЩ்роХுроХிро▒ாро░். роТро╡்ро╡ொро░ுро╡ро░ாроХ ро╡ро░ிроЪைропிро▓் ро╡рои்родு роЗро▒ுродி рооро░ிропாродை роЪெро▓ுрод்родுроХிрой்ро▒ройро░். роЯீроЪ்роЪро░் роХроЯைроЪிропாроХроЪ் роЪெро▓்роХிро▒ாро░். рокிрой்ройро░், рокроХ்роХрод்родிро▓ேропே роиிро▒்роХிро▒ாро░். роЙроЯро▓ைрод் родாроЩ்роХி ро╡рои்род, ро░ாрогுро╡ роЪроХ ро╡ீро░ро░்роХро│் роЕро░ுроХிро▓ேропே роиிрой்ро▒ிро░ுрои்родройро░். роТро░ு ро╡ீро░ро░் роХேроЯ்роХிро▒ாро░் -”роиீроЩ்роХро│் роЪро░ро╡рогройிрой் 10роЖроо் ро╡роХுрок்рокு роЯீроЪ்роЪро░ா ?” роОрой்ро▒ு. роЯீроЪ்роЪро░் роЖроо் роОрой்ро▒ு родро▓ைропроЪைроХ்роХிро▒ாро░். рокிрой்ройро░் роЕрои்род ро░ாрогுро╡ ро╡ீро░рой் роЪொро▓்роХிро▒ாрой் “роЯீроЪ்роЪро░் - роОройроХ்роХு роЙроЩ்роХро│ைрод் родெро░ிропுроо். роЪро░ро╡рогрой் роЙроЩ்роХро│ைрок்рокро▒்ро▒ி роОрок்рокோродுроо் роЪொро▓்ро▓ிроХ்роХொрог்роЯே роЗро░ுрок்рокாрой்” роЪроЯроЩ்роХுроХро│் рооுроЯிрои்род рокிрой்ройро░், роЪро░ро╡рогройிрой் рокро┤ைроп ро╡роХுрок்рокுрод் родோро┤ро░்роХро│் роЕроЩ்роХு роЯீроЪ்роЪро░ுроЯрой் роТрой்ро▒ாроХ роиிрой்ро▒ிро░ுрои்родройро░். роЕроЩ்роХு роЪро░ро╡рогройிрой் родாропுроо் родрои்родைропுроо் ро╡ро░ுроХிрой்ро▒ройро░். роЕрои்род роЪோроХрод்родிро▓ுроо் родрои்родை роЯீроЪ்роЪро░ிроЯроо் роХூро▒ுроХிро▒ாро░் - “роЯீроЪ்роЪро░் роиாрой் роЙроЩ்роХро│ுроХ்роХு роТрой்ро▒ைроХ் роХாроЯ்роЯ ро╡ேрог்роЯுроо். роЗродு роЪро░ро╡рогрой் рокோро░ிро▓் роХொро▓்ро▓рок்рокроЯ்роЯрокோродு, роЕро╡ройродு рокாроХ்роХெроЯ்роЯிро▓ிро░ுрои்родு роЗро▒ுродிропாроХ роХрог்роЯெроЯுроХ்роХрок்рокроЯ்роЯродு”. роЕро╡ро░் роХாроЯ்роЯிропродு, рокெро░ிроп рокро░்ро╕் роТрой்ро▒ிро▓் рокрод்родிро░рооாроХ - рокро▓ рооுро▒ை роороЯிроХ்роХрок்рокроЯ்роЯு, роороЯிрок்рокுроХро│் роОро▓்ро▓ாроо் роЯேрок் рокோроЯ்роЯு роТроЯ்роЯрок்рокроЯ்роЯு рокрод்родிро░рооாроХ рокாродுроХாроХ்роХрок்рокроЯ்роЯ роТро░ு родாро│். роЖрооாроо் – рокро▓ ро╡ро░ுроЯроЩ்роХро│ுроХ்роХு рооுрой்ройро░் роЕрои்род роЯீроЪ்роЪро░் роЪро░ро╡рогройைрок் рокро▒்ро▒ிроп роиро▓்ро▓ роХுрогроЩ்роХро│ை ро╡ро░ிроЪைрок்рокроЯுрод்родி родொроХுрод்родு роОро┤ுродிроХ் роХொроЯுрод்родிро░ுрои்род роЕродே роХாроХிродроо் родாрой் ! роХрог்рогீро░்рок் рокெро░ுроХ்роХுроЯрой் роЪро░ро╡рогройிрой் родாроп் роХூро▒ுроХிро▒ாро░் - “ро░ொроо்рок роирой்ро▒ி роЯீроЪ்роЪро░் – роЙроЩ்роХро│் роХроЯிродрод்родை роЕро╡рой் роЙропிро░ைропுроо்ро╡ிроЯ рооேро▓ாроХ ро╡ிро░ுроо்рокிройாрой். роЗрод்родройை ро╡ро░ுроЯроЩ்роХро│ுроо் роЕродை роЕро╡்ро╡ро│ро╡ு рокрод்родிро░рооாроХ рокாродுроХாрод்родு ро╡рои்родாрой். роЕро╡ройுроХ்роХு ро╡ாро┤்роХ்роХைропிро▓் рооிроХுрои்род родрой்ройроо்рокிроХ்роХைропுроо், рокிроЯிрок்рокுроо் роПро▒்рокроЯ роЗрои்род роХாроХிродроо் родாрой் роЙродро╡ிропродு.” роЯீроЪ்роЪро░ுроо் рооро▒்ро▒ рооாрогро╡ро░்роХро│ுроо் роЪро░ро╡рогройை роиிройைрод்родு роХродро▒ி роЕро┤ுроХிрой்ро▒ройро░்.., роЖроо்,роОрой் роЗройிроп роирог்рокро░்роХро│ே., роЗрои்род ро╡ாро┤்роХ்роХைрок் рокாродை роХро░роЯு рооுро░роЯாройродு. роОроЩ்роХே родுро╡роЩ்роХுроо் – роОрок்рокроЯி роЗро░ுроХ்роХுроо் -роОрок்рокோродு, роОрок்рокроЯி рооுроЯிропுроо் ? ропாро░ுроХ்роХுроо் родெро░ிропாродு. роЗро░ுроХ்роХிрой்ро▒ роХாро▓род்родிро▓் – роироо்рооுроЯрой் роЗро░ுрок்рокро╡ро░்роХро│ை роЕро╡ро░்роХро│ிрой் роиро▓்ро▓ роЗропро▓்рокுроХро│ுроХ்роХாроХ роиேроЪிрок்рокோроо். роиро▓்ро▓родுроо் роХெроЯ்роЯродுроо் роХро▓рои்родродு родாрой் рооройிрод роХுрогроо். роТро░ுро╡ро░் ро╡ிро░ுроо்рокрод்родроХாрод роХுрогрод்родைроХ் роХொрог்роЯிро░ுрои்родாро▓், роиாроо் роЕродை ро╡ிро░ுроо்рокро╡ிро▓்ро▓ை роОрой்рокродை роОро░ிроЪ்роЪро▓் роХாро░рогрооாроХ, роЕроиேроХрооாроХ роЙроЯройேропே ро╡ெро│ிрок்рокроЯுрод்родி ро╡ிроЯுроХிро▒ோроо். роЖройாро▓், роТро░ுро╡ро░ிроЯроо் роЙро│்ро│ роиро▒்рокрог்рокுроХро│ை, роХுрогроЩ்роХро│ை - роЕроиேроХрооாроХ – роиாроо் ро╡ெро│ிрок்рокроЯைропாроХ рокாро░ாроЯ்роЯрод் родро╡ро▒ி ро╡ிроЯுроХிро▒ோроо். роХூроЯாродு роОрой்ро▒ро▓்ро▓. роЕродрой் роЕро╡роЪிропроо் роироороХ்роХுрод் родெро░ிро╡родிро▓்ро▓ை. роЪாроо்рокாро░ிро▓் роЪро▒்ро▒ு роЙрок்рокு роЕродிроХрооாроХ роЗро░ுрои்родாро▓் роХூроЯ роЙроЯройроЯிропாроХ рооройைро╡ிропிроЯроо் роЕродைроХ்роХூро▒ுроо் роХрогро╡ро░்роХро│், роЕрои்род роЪрооைропро▓் роирой்ро▒ாроХ роЗро░ுроХ்роХுроо்рокோродு – рокாро░ாроЯ்роЯுро╡родு роЗро▓்ро▓ை ! рокாро░ாроЯ்роЯ ро╡ேрог்роЯுроо் роОрой்ро▒ு родோрой்ро▒ுро╡родிро▓்ро▓ை ! роЗрои்род роЙро▓роХிро▓் роЕройைрод்родு роЙропிро░்роХро│ுрооே, рокாро░ாроЯ்роЯுродро▓ை роОродிро░்рокாро░்роХ்роХிро▒родு. роХிроЯைрод்родாро▓் роЪрои்родோро╖рок்рокроЯுроХிро▒родு ! роиீроЩ்роХро│ோ, роиாройோ - ропாро░ுрооே роЕродро▒்роХு ро╡ிродிро╡ிро▓роХ்роХро▓்ро▓. ро╡ெро│ிрок்рокроЯைропாрой рокாро░ாроЯ்роЯுродро▓் - роЕро╡ро░்роХро│ிроЯைропே родрой்ройроо்рокிроХ்роХைропை роХொроЯுроХ்роХுроо். роиро▓்ро▓ роХுрогроЩ்роХро│் рооேро▓ுроо் рооேроо்рокроЯ роЙродро╡ுроо். родோро┤рооை роЙрогро░்ро╡ு роЕродிроХрок்рокроЯ роЙродро╡ுроо். рооройிродро░்роХро│ை рооேро▓ுроо் роиро▓்ро▓ро╡ро░்роХро│ாроХ рооாро▒்ро▒ுроо்.
Wednesday, February 25, 2015
SysKan News
K. Sudhakaran has a small juice shop where he also sells cold drinks, sweets and lottery tickets in northern Kerala’s Kanhangad town. He barely earns Rs 10,000 every month working hard in his small shop. One morning, P. Ashokan, a regular customer of his, called him up and asked him to set aside ten lottery tickets for him. Later that day, When the results were announced, Mr. Sudhakaran came to know that one of those ten tickets had won the first prize a whopping Rs 1 crore. The 44-year-old vendor was swift to inform his long-term customer of the fortune he won. Ashokan could hardly believe his ears when he learnt what had happened! He had not paid for the tickets. Nor had Sudhakaran told him the ticket numbers. And so, Sudhakaran didn't have to tell him that one of the tickets that he had set aside for him had won the bumper prize. He could easily have pocketed the money had he wanted to—that wouldn't have been considered illegal. But Mr. Sudhakaran chose to convey the pleasant news to his customer. “My father always told me that if you need to, you can even beg, but you must never snatch other people’s rights. My Parents taught me to be honest, to do what is right, to consider everyone, rich and poor, as equal. My mother and all my other relatives were all very happy with what I had done. They all said that I had done the right thing.” Sudhakaran Said. A couple of months ago, Sudhakaran was back in the news and for a similar reason. He had found a gold chain while travelling in a train and handed it to the police, who managed to trace its owner! Sudhakaran with this act of righteousness has restored our faith in humanity.
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An Engineer or A Doctor? An Engineer was unemployed for long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: "Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000." One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth." Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Doctor: "This is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500." The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak." Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000." Doctor: "But this is $500..." Engineer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Sunday, February 22, 2015
Saturday, February 21, 2015
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SIX BEST DOCTORS IN THE WORLD... If we understand theme of real life we R the winner in each corner. It is very simple n meaningful. Check it will blow UR mind. Enjoy n share. Destiny of GIFTED LIFE Six Best Doctors in the World 1.Sunlight 2.Rest 3.Exercise 4.Diet 5.Self Confidence 6.Friends Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy healthy life If you see the moon ..... You see the beauty of God ..... If you see the Sun ..... You see the power of God ..... And .... If you see the Mirror. You see the best Creation of GOD . So Believe in YOURSELF. We all are tourists God is our travel agent who has already fixed all our Routes Reservations Destinations So! Trust him Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...
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Attended all four events yesterday. Two in thiyagarajar college, one in vishaal mall and another one with mm team.
Thursday, February 19, 2015
Sunday, February 8, 2015
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роЙроЯро▓் роОроЯை роХுро▒ைроп роЪுроХ்роХு роХро▓рои்род ро╡ெрои்роиீро░ை роЕроЯிроХ்роХроЯிроХ் роХுроЯிрод்родு ро╡рои்родாро▓், ро╡ாропுрод்родொро▓்ро▓ைропே роЗро░ுроХ்роХாродு. роЕроЯிроХ்роХроЯி ро╡ெрои்роиீро░் роХுроЯிроХ்роХுроо் рокро┤роХ்роХроо் роЙро│்ро│ро╡ро░்роХро│ுроХ்роХு роЕроЬீро░рогрод்родாро▓் роПро▒்рокроЯுроо் родро▓ைро╡ро▓ி ро╡ро░ро╡ே ро╡ро░ாродு. ро╡ெрои்роиீро░் ро░род்родрод்родிро▓் роЙро│்ро│ роироЮ்роЪை ро╡ெро│ிропேро▒்ро▒ுроХிро▒родு. ро╡ропிро▒்ро▒ுрок் рокுрог்рогிройாро▓் роПро▒்рокроЯுроо் ро╡ро▓ிропைроХ் роХுро▒ைроХ்роХ, рооிродрооாрой роЪூроЯாрой ро╡ெрои்роиீро░ைроЪ் роЪிро▒ிродு роЪிро▒ிродாроХроХ் роХுроЯிрок்рокродு роиро▓்ро▓родு. роиро▓்ро▓ рокро▓рооாрой ро╡ிро░ுрои்родு роЪாрок்рокிроЯ்роЯ рокிро▒роХு ро╡ெрои்роиீро░ைроХ் роХுроЯிрод்родாро▓், роЪாрок்рокிроЯ்роЯ ро╡ிро░ுрои்родாройродு роОро│ிродிро▓் роЬீро░рогрооாроХிро╡ிроЯுроо். рооிро░ுродுро╡ாрой роЪро░ுроороо் рокெро▒, рокாро░்ро▓ி роТро░ு родேроХ்роХро░рог்роЯி рокோроЯ்роЯு ро╡ேроХро╡ிроЯ்роЯ ро╡ெрои்роиீро░ை роЕроЯிроХ்роХроЯி роХுроЯிрод்родு ро╡ро░ро╡ேрог்роЯுроо். роХாро▓் рокொро▒ுроХ்роХுроо் роЕро│ро╡ுроХ்роХு ро╡ெрои்роиீро░ை роТро░ு роЯрок்рокிро▓் ро╡ிроЯ்роЯு, роЕродிро▓் роХро▓் роЙрок்рокைропுроо் рокோроЯ்роЯுроХ் роХро▓роХ்роХро╡ுроо். роЕрои்род ро╡ெрои்роиீро░ிро▓், роХாро▓் рокாродроЩ்роХро│ைрок் рокродிройைрои்родு роиிрооிроЯроЩ்роХро│் ро╡ைрод்родு роОроЯுрод்родாро▓் роХாро▓் ро╡ீроХ்роХроо் роХுро▒ைропுроо். рокிрод்родро╡ெроЯிрок்рокு роЙро│்ро│ро╡ро░்роХро│் ро╡ெрои்роиீро░ிро▓் роХாро▓் рокாродроЩ்роХро│ை ро╡ைрод்родு роОроЯுрод்род рокிро▒роХு, рокாродроЩ்роХро│ை рокிропூрооிро╕் ро╕்роЯோрой் роХொрог்роЯு родேроп்род்родாро▓், роиாро│роЯைро╡ிро▓் рокிрод்род ро╡ெроЯிрок்рокு роХுрогрооாроХி ро╡ிроЯுроо். родாроХроо் роОроЯுрод்родாро▓் рокроЪ்роЪைрод் родрог்рогீро░ைроХ் роХுроЯிроХ்роХாрооро▓், рокொро▒ுроХ்роХுроо் роЕро│ро╡ு роЪூроЯாрой ро╡ெрои்роиீро░ைроХ் роХுроЯிрод்родு ро╡рои்родாро▓், роЙроЯроо்рокிро▓் роЙро│்ро│ ро╡ேрог்роЯாрод роХро┤ிро╡ுроХро│் ро╡ெро│ிропேро▒ுроо். роЪாрок்рокிроЯுро╡родро▒்роХு роЕро░ை роорогி роиேро░роо் рооுрой்рокு роТро░ு роЯроо்ро│ро░் ро╡ெрои்роиீро░் роХுроЯிрод்родு ро╡рои்родாро▓் роЙроЯро▓் роОроЯை роХுро▒ைропுроо். роЙроЯро▓் роОроЯைропை роХுро▒ைроХ்роХ ро╡ிро░ுроо்рокுроХிро▒ро╡ро░்роХро│் роЙрог்рог ро╡ேрог்роЯிроп роЙрогро╡ுроХро│்:- роЗропро▒்роХைропாроХ ро╡ிро│ைро╡ிроХ்роХрок்рокроЯ்роЯ роЙрогро╡ுрок் рокொро░ுроЯ்роХро│ிро▓் роХро▓ோро░ி роХுро▒ைро╡ு. роЕро╡ைроХро│ை роЪாрок்рокிроЯுро╡родு роиро▓்ро▓родு. родிройрооுроо் роиீроЩ்роХро│் роЪாрок்рокிроЯுроо் роЙрогро╡ிро▓் 80 роЪродро╡ீродроо் ро╡ீроЯ்роЯு роЙрогро╡ாроХ роЗро░ுроХ்роХ ро╡ேрог்роЯுроо். 20 роЪродро╡ீродроо் ро╡ெро│ி роЙрогро╡ாроХ роЗро░ுроХ்роХро▓ாроо். рокேроХ்роХро░ி роЙрогро╡ுроХро│ிро▓் роХро▓ோро░ி роЕродிроХроо். роЕродிро▓் роЪேро░்роХ்роХрок்рокроЯுроо் ро╡ройро╕்рокродிропிро▓் роЗро░ுроХ்роХுроо் роЯிро░ாрой்ро╕்рокாро▒்ро▒ி роЖроЪிроЯ் роХொро┤ுрок்рокை роЕродிроХро░ிрод்родு роЙроЯро▓ை роХுрог்роЯாроХ்роХுроо். - роиாро░்роЪ் роЪрод்родு роиிро▒ைрои்род роЙрогро╡ுроХро│ை роЪாрок்рокிроЯுроЩ்роХро│். роХாроп்роХро▒ி, рокро┤роЩ்роХро│், родாройிропроЩ்роХро│ிро▓் роиாро░்роЪ்роЪрод்родு роЕродிроХроо் роЙро│்ро│родு. рокிро╕்роХெроЯ், рооைродா, ро╡ெро│்ро│ை роЕро░ிроЪி роЙрогро╡ுроХро│ை рооுроЯிрои்род роЕро│ро╡ு родро╡ிро░்род்родிроЯுроЩ்роХро│். - роТро░ு роЙрогро╡ை роЪாрок்рокிроЯுроо் рооுрой்рокு роЕродு ро░ுроЪிропா роОрой்ро▒ு роороЯ்роЯுрооே рокாро░்роХ்роХிро▒ோроо். роЕродு роЖро░ோроХ்роХிропрооாройродா роОрой்ро▒ு рокாро░்роХ்роХ рокро┤роХிроХ்роХொро│்ро│ுроЩ்роХро│். – рооாро▓ை роиேро░род்родிро▓் роЗройிрок்рокு, роХாро░род்родிро▒்роХு рокродிро▓் роХாроп்роХро▒ி- рокро┤ роЪாро▓роЯ் роЪாрок்рокிроЯுроЩ்роХро│். рооோро░் рокро░ுроХுроЩ்роХро│். - роРро╕்роХிро░ீроо், роХொро┤ுрок்рокுро│்ро│ рокாро▓், роХேроХ் ро╡роХைроХро│ை родро╡ிро░்род்родிроЯுроЩ்роХро│். - рооுроЯிрои்род роЕро│ро╡ு ро╡ீроЯ்роЯு ро╡ேро▓ைроХро│ை роЪெроп்ропுроЩ்роХро│். ро╡ாро░род்родிро▓் роиாрой்роХு роиாроЯ்роХро│ாро╡родு 45 роиிрооிроЯроЩ்роХро│் ро╡ேроХрооாрой роироЯை рокропிро▒்роЪி рооேро▒்роХொро│்ро│ுроЩ்роХро│். роЗродை роХроЯைрокிроЯிрод்родாро▓் роОроЯை роХுро▒ைрои்родு-роЗроЯை рооெро▓ிрои்родு роЖро░ோроХ்роХிропрооாроХ ро╡ாро┤ро▓ாроо்!
Thursday, January 15, 2015
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
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^\|/^ ,;:;, ^\|/^ // ,~~, \\ // (----) \\ '""" роЕройைро╡ро░ுроХ்роХுроо் роЗройிроп родைрок்рокொроЩ்роХро▓் родிро░ுроиாро│் роиро▓்ро╡ாро┤்род்родுроХ்роХро│். роороХிро┤்роЪ்роЪி рокொроЩ்роХро╡ுроо், ро╡ாро┤்роХ்роХை роЪெро┤ிроХ்роХро╡ுроо், роЕрой்рокு рокெро░ுроХро╡ுроо், роЕрооைродி роиிро▓ро╡ро╡ுроо், ро╡ிро╡роЪாропிроХро│் роороХிро┤ро╡ுроо், рооுроо்рооாாி рокெроп்ропро╡ுроо், родிрод்родிроХ்роХுроо் родрооிро┤ா் родிро░ுроиாро│ை роХொрог்роЯாроЯுро╡ோроо். ро╡ாро┤்роХ ро╡ро│рооுроЯрой். - роЪிро╡ா.