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Superb Reply.... A very poor woman with a small family called-in to a Christian radio station asking for help. A non-believer man who was also listening to this radio program decided to make fun of the woman. He got her address, called his secretary and ordered her to buy a large amount of food stuffs and deliver to the woman. However, he sent with it the following instruction: “When the woman asks who sent the food, tell her that its from the devil. When the secretary arrived at the woman’s house, the woman was so happy and grateful for the help that had been received. She started putting the food inside her small house. The Secretary then asked her, ‘’Don’t you want to know who sent the food?’’ The woman replied, ‘’No, I don’t care because when GOD orders, even the devil obeys”.

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Superb Reply.... A very poor woman with a small family called-in to a Christian radio station asking for help. A non-believer man who was also listening to this radio program decided to make fun of the woman. He got her address, called his secretary and ordered her to buy a large amount of food stuffs and deliver to the woman. However, he sent with it the following instruction: “When the woman asks who sent the food, tell her that its from the devil. When the secretary arrived at the woman’s house, the woman was so happy and grateful for the help that had been received. She started putting the food inside her small house. The Secretary then asked her, ‘’Don’t you want to know who sent the food?’’ The woman replied, ‘’No, I don’t care because when GOD orders, even the devil obeys”.

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Technical Difference between Welding and Wedding .. In Welding there are Sparks first and Bonding Forever, whereas... in Wedding there is Bonding first and Sparks Forever ... 1. When your life is in darkness, Pray to God and ask Him to free you from darkness..... and If you are still in darkness..Pls pay your Electrical bill. 2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, You can be sure of one thing; Either the car is new or the wife. 3. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant. 4. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period? Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack our driver ran away... 5. A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential? Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential !!!

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Lawyers Don't Lie. A Lawyer Had A Wife And 12 Children And Needed To Move As His Rental Agreement Was Coming To An End For The Home Where He Lived But Was Having Difficulty In Finding A New Home. When he said he had 12 children, no one would Rent A Home To Him because they knew that the Children Would Destroy The Home. He could not say that he had no children, He Could Not Lie, After all, Lawyers Cannot And Do Not Lie. So, he had an idea : he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 children. He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the Real Estate Agent. He liked one of the homes and the agent asked : "How Many Children Do You Have ? He answered : "12 children. The agent asked "Where are the others ? The Lawyer answered, with a sad look, "They are in the Cemetery with their Mother. And that's the way he was able to Rent A Home For His Family Without Lying. MORAL : It is not Necessary To Lie, One Only Has To Choose The Right Words. Lawyers Don't Lie ...They Are Creative ...

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A wonderful tradition that should be a model for the rest of India and the world. In a country that still favours the birth of a son, Piplantri village in Rajasthan not only embraces daughters but has created a tradition that benefits both the local people and the planet. This endearing village makes a conscious effort to save girl children and the green cover at the same time, by planting 111 trees every time a girl is born. A brilliant exercise in eco-feminism, this should inspire India and the rest of the world. This wonderful econ conscious tradition ensures that an increase in human population will never come at a cost to the environment. It is literally helping to ensure a greener future with each new generation. The village gathers as a community and plants 111 fruit trees in honour of every newborn female child. Village residents collect Rs. 21,000 between themselves and Rs.10,000 from the girl’s parents. This sum of Rs. 31,000 is made into a 20-year fixed deposit for the girl. Parents are legally bound by a signed affidavit stating that their daughter will receive proper education. The affadavit also mandates that the girl should be married only after she reaches legal age and the trees planted after her birth have been correctly looked after. The community ensures that the trees survive, attaining fruition as the girl grows up. The villagers don’t just plant trees, they look after them as well. To protect the trees from termites, the residents plant aloe vera plants around them. These trees, and especially the aloe vera plants, are now a source of livelihood for several residents. This unique tradition was first suggested by the village’s former leader, Shyam Sundar Paliwal, in honour of his daughter who passed away at a young age. In the last 6 years, over a quarter of a million trees have been planted. Villagers claim there has not been any police case here for the last 7 to 8 years. This is a heartwarming and inspiring story that MUST be shared and replicated as much as possible across India and the world. https://r3---sn-vgqsenek.c.docs.google.com/videoplayback?fexp=900720,907263,916603,916656,931362,932627,932631,934954,9407059,9407873,9408093,9408347,9408704,9408919,947233,947243,948124,948703,951703,952612,957201,961404,961406,963202,965202&signature=7C3841AF96503BE1D7D18DEC64B0F34BECF9F05C.AF2D157AE5EEE242D766BCF81CF252E6026E4748&key=yt5&upn=ZoJq4o3ufAM&ip=107.178.200.187&mm=31&itag=18&mt=1428935090&ratebypass=yes&mv=m&source=youtube&sparams=dur,id,ip,ipbits,itag,mime,mm,ms,mv,pl,ratebypass,source,upn,expire&ms=au&ipbits=0&sver=3&mime=video/mp4&expire=1428956813&pl=32&id=o-AIM1lQLEWn32_ehYwXZUayDCNc6vumshpyDJT6NkwEbW&dur=142.106&signature=180.215.124.80 Piplantri villagers plant over 100 trees to celebrate a girl child's birth Piplantri: People of Piplantri village in Rajasthan are working on a unique initiative to save the girl child and the shrinking green cover at the same time. The newborn baby may not have a name yet but she already has over 100 trees planted to celebrate her birth. As the child's family takes forward the seven-year-old unique practice of planting 111 trees each time a girl is born, they see it as a twin win fixing the skewed gender ratio as well as giving something back to the environment. http://r3---sn-vgqsenek.c.docs.google.com/videoplayback?fexp=900720,907263,916603,916656,931362,932627,932631,934954,9407059,9407873,9408093,9408347,9408704,9408919,947233,947243,948124,948703,951703,952612,957201,961404,961406,963202,965202&signature=7C3841AF96503BE1D7D18DEC64B0F34BECF9F05C.AF2D157AE5EEE242D766BCF81CF252E6026E4748&key=yt5&upn=ZoJq4o3ufAM&ip=107.178.200.187&mm=31&itag=18&mt=1428935090&ratebypass=yes&mv=m&source=youtube&sparams=dur,id,ip,ipbits,itag,mime,mm,ms,mv,pl,ratebypass,source,upn,expire&ms=au&ipbits=0&sver=3&mime=video/mp4&expire=1428956813&pl=32&id=o-AIM1lQLEWn32_ehYwXZUayDCNc6vumshpyDJT6NkwEbW&dur=142.106&signature=180.215.124.80

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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?” The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book !!” A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’? Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”. Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret ? Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her. A man in Hell asked Devil : Can I make a call to my Wife ? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day. Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day ! Husband to wife – Today is a fine day. Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last one week, you are saying this “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter? Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you……" Have a laugh, laughter is the best medicine...Pass it on..

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Started Second Day of Intel IoT Roadshow. Waiting to see different future projects. #IntelMaker

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Glad to meet new friends and working in new environment of tomorrows technology Intel Edision Boards @BangaloreIoT Intel IoT Hackathon #intelmaker #breakthrough

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Challenge 4 u! These 8 things most people see daily in their life. Rearrange the spelling and answer. 1.kwolaclcl 2.Cbeofoka 3.Gilencafin 4.cemrsenlboei 5.Rlrgsmaorsi 6. Etdbehes 7 hpastawp 8 hulgisnt Charge ur brain and c if u can answer it . Not so easy

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WHETHER THERE ARE SPELLING MISTAKES OR CRAZY THOUGHTS, THESE ARE EXCERPTS FROM ACTUAL RESUMES SUBMITTED BY PEOPLE FOR JOBS. HAVE A GOOD LAUGH AND HAVE A NICE DAY. Actual Lines from Resumes I am very detail-oriented. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable. Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty! Enclosed is a ruff draft of my resume. I am sicking and entry-level position. It's best for employers that I not work with people. Here are my qualifications for you to overlook. I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated. If this resume doesn't blow your hat off, then please return it in the enclosed envelope. My fortune cookie said, "Your next interview will result in a job." And I like your company in particular. You hold in your hands the resume of a truly outstanding candidate! I saw your ad on the information highway, and I came to a screeching halt. Insufficient writing skills, thought processes have slowed down some. If I am not one of the best, I will look for another opportunity. Please disregard the attached resume-it is terribly out of date. Seek challenges that test my mind and body, since the two are usually inseparable. Reason for leaving last job: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately. Previous experience: Self-employed--a fiasco. Exposure to German for two years, but many words are inappropriate for business. My experience in horticulture is well-rooted. Experience: Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years. I am a rabid typist. Education: College, August 1880 - May 1984. I have a bachelorette degree in computers. Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory; effective management skills; and very good at math. Graduated in the top 66% of my class. Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school. Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer. Special skills: Experienced with numerous office machines and can make great lattes. I worked as a Corporate Lesion. Special Skills: Speak English. Served as assistant sore manager. Reason for leaving last job: Pushed aside so the vice president's girlfriend could steal my job. Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel. Education: B.A. in Loberal Arts. Objective: To have my skills and ethics challenged on a daily basis