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ILLUSION Once there was a king who had presented his daughter, the princess, with a beautiful diamond necklace. The necklace was stolen and his people in the kingdom searched everywhere but could not find it. Some said a bird may have stolen it. The king then asked them all to search for it and put a reward for 50,000 gold coins for anyone who found it. One day a clerk was walking home along a river next to an industrial area. This river was completely polluted and filthy and smelly. As he was walking, the clerk saw a shimmering in the river and when he looked, he saw the diamond necklace. He decided to try and catch it so that he could get the 50,000 gold coin reward. He put his hand in the filthy, dirty river and grabbed at the necklace, but some how missed it and didn't catch it. He took his hand out and looked again and the necklace was still there. He tried again, this time he walked in the river and dirtied his pants in the filthy river and put his whole arm in to catch the necklace. But strangely, he still missed the necklace! He came out and started walking away, feeling depressed. After some time, he came back again and saw the necklace, right there. This time he was determined to get it, no matter what. He decided to plunge into the river, although it was a disgusting thing to do as the river was polluted, and his whole body would become filthy. He plunged in, and searched everywhere for the necklace and yet he failed. This time he was really bewildered and came out feeling very depressed that he could not get the necklace that would get him the reward. Just then a saint who was walking by, saw him, and asked him what was the matter. The clerk didn't want to share the secret with the saint, thinking the saint might take the necklace for himself, so he refused to tell the saint anything. But the saint could see this man was troubled and being compassionate, again asked the clerk to tell him the problem and promised that he would not tell anyone about it. The clerk mustered some courage and decided to put some faith in the saint. He told the saint about the necklace and how he tried and tried to catch it,but kept failing. The saint then told him that perhaps he should try looking upward, toward the branches of the tree, instead of in the filthy river. The clerk looked up and true enough, the necklace was dangling on the branch of a tree. He had been trying to capture a mere reflection of the real necklace all this time. Moral of the story: Material happiness is just like the filthy, polluted river; because it is a mere reflection of the TRUE happiness in the spiritual world. We can never achieve the happiness we are looking for no matter how hard we endeavour in material life. Instead we should look upwards, toward God, who is the source of real happiness, and stop chasing after the reflection of this happiness in the material world. This spiritual happiness is the only thing that can satisfy us completely.

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JOB SCAM 1. If a recruiter asks for money for any purpose, just say THANK YOU and walk away. This is the biggest red flag! Recruitment agencies make money by placing people in companies. And companies pay them healthy commission for the placements they do. 2. If the recruiter mentions that the opening is URGENT, beware! 3. Few online job sites make a convincing pitch by adding FAKE job openings, fake testimonials, photos of people who have been recruited. Easiest thing is to do a GOOGLE search on the recruitment agency themselves by adding words like “scam”, “fraud”. This may bring up some vital information on the recruitment agency and other scams. And if more than one person talks negatively about a particular agency in an online forum, then it most probably is true. Doing Google Image Search on the photos will tell you that the photos are taken from other websites!! 4. Before committing to any company do a thorough due diligence on the company. Search in Google for company information, Managers and so on. 5. Check about the company in LinkedIn.com which has a database of most companies around the world. In this age of connected lives, it will be a shame if you fall prey to the online scams. 6. It will also be good to lodge a complain with the Police Department on any organisation, person, site that is conducting scam. I believe the authorities will take right action. 7. Go through local online forums. Here are LINKS: Fraudwatchers, Dubai Forum, Desert Speak, Complaints Board. Go through these links and educate yourself. Do not fall prey to any scam. 8. USE Common sense!

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"ஒரு அன்பர் வந்தார். நான் ஒரு நாத்திகன்(Athiest) கடவுளை நம்புவது இல்லைங்க நானே நேரடியாக விளக்கம் கேட்க வந்தேன் என்றார். சரி சொல்கிறேன். நீங்கள் தினம் சாப்பிடுகிறீர்கள் இல்லையா? என கேட்டேன். சாப்பிடாது எப்படி வாழ முடியும் என்றார். சாப்பிட்ட சாப்பாடு என்ன ஆகிறது என்றேன். சீரணம் ஆகிறது என்றார். பொதுப்படையாகச் சொல்லாதீர்கள். நான் சொல்கிறேன். சாப்பாடு உள்ளே போனதும் வயிற்றில் ஹைட்ரோகுளோரிக் ஆசிட் என்ற திரவம் சுரக்கிறது. அது உணவை ஜூஸ் ஆக மாற்றுகிறது. அதிலிருந்து ரசம் பிரிந்து ஒரு பகுதி இரத்தமாக மாறுகிறது; இரத்தம் கெட்டிப்பட்டு ஒரு பகுதி தசையாக மாறுகிறது. தசையிலிருந்து எண்ணெய் வடிகட்டி, ஒரு பகுதி கொழுப்பாக மாறுகிறது. கொழுப்பில் இருந்து கால்சியம் பிரிந்து எலும்பாக மாறுகிறது. எலும்பாக மாறும்பொழுது அதிலிருந்து வரக்கூடிய பொருள் மூளை அதாவது மஜ்ஜை (Marrow) ஆகிறது. அதிலிருந்து வரும் எசன்ஸ் (Essence) தான் விந்து நாதமாக (Sexual Vital Fluid) மாறுகிறது. . இந்த மாதிரி ஏழு தாதுக்களாக மாறி தினந்தோறும் இந்த உடலில் இருந்து அணுக்கள் கழிந்து கொண்டே இருக்கும். அணுக்களை எல்லாம் சரிப்படுத்தி நம் உடலை இயக்கி வருகிறது. நீங்கள் தினந்தோறும் சாப்பிடுகிற சாப்பாடு என்ன ஆகிறது என்று இப்ப உங்களுக்குத் தெரியுமில்லை; இப்ப இந்த வேலைகளையெல்லாம் யார் செய்கிறார்கள்? நீங்கள் செய்கிறீர்களா? இல்லை வேறு யாராவது செய்கிறார்களா? என்றேன். . அதற்கு அவர், அது "இயற்கை" என்றார். அந்த இயற்கை என்ற வார்த்தைத்தான் மாற்றமே தவிர அந்த இயற்கையைத்தான் கடவுள் என்றார்கள். வேறு ஒன்றும் இல்லை என்றேன். நீங்கள் "கடவுள்" என்பதை பெயர்ச் சொல்லாக கூறுகிறீர்கள். அந்த வார்த்தையை முதலில் கொண்டு வந்தவன் அறிவாளி. "கட+ உள்" என்ற இரு சொல்லை இணைத்துக் "கடவுள்" என்று கொடுத்தார்கள். உள்மனமாக, அதாவது மனதை ஒடுக்கி உள்ளே போனால் நிலையில் எதுவோ அதுதான் முழுமுதற்பொருள்; அது தான் அறிவு, அதுதான் இறைவன் என்று சொல்வதற்காக, "கடவுள் (கட + உள்)" என்று சொன்னார்கள், என்றேன். 'அது தான் கடவுள் என்றால் நான் ஒத்துக்கொள்கிறேன்' என்றார். எனவே குண்டலினியோகத்தின் மூலம் மனதினுடைய இயக்க வேகத்தைக் குறைத்துக் குறைத்து இறுதியில் நிலைத்து நின்று நோக்கி அறிதல் வேண்டும். மனித மனம் என்னவென்று உள் ஒடுங்கி அகத்தவத்தின் (Meditation) மூலம் தெரிந்து கொண்டால் இந்த பிரபஞ்சத்தில் உள்ள எல்லா ரகசியங்களும் தெரிந்து போகும். . வாழ்க வையகம் வாழ்க வளமுடன்.

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When "i" is replaced by "we" even "illness" becomes "wellness"

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Pappu, walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man, ”Please give me half chicken tandoori and then give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton, bcoz when I eat, I want everyone to eat!” Bar man processed his request and gave him his meal and everyone else their meals. When they finished enjoying their meal he shouted for another order, ”Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, bcoz when I drink, I want everybody to drink!” Everyone was happy and singing praises, saying Pappu is “The Man”. When Pappu finished his drink he shouted again: “Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill, bcoz when I pay, I want everyone to pay ”. . . Pappu's funeral is tomorrow at 10 am

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A church in London had rules that it would not employ anyone, without formal high school education. The old pastor was benign and not a stickler of rules. He allowed Alfred Dunhill (who lacked formal education) as the caretaker to clean the pews, sweep the floor and keep the podium spick and span. Dunhill had put off taking his high school examination till it became too late. Once the old pastor retired, he was replaced by a younger person who followed the rule book. As he came to know about the caretaker’s education, he issued a notice to him that either he should get a high school certificate in six months or he should resign. Dunhill knew that you could not teach an old dog new tricks and that he had no option but to resign. He started out his afternoon stroll in deep thought and got into Bond Street. Suddenly, he felt an urge to smoke. He could not find a single tobacco shop on the entire street. He walked further down into a side street where he could purchase his cigarette. He came back to the busy Bond Street. He realized that a small cigarette shop in the street would be a sound business proposition. He resigned at the church and started a small shop on Bond Street which prospered way beyond his expectations. He noticed that many of his customers were coming from the other side of the street. He started another shop on that side of Bond Street. The two shops multiplied to four and then sixteen In three years, Alfred Dunhill Co. was a leading tobacconist in England. He started machine-rolling cigarettes and introduced his own brand of Dunhill cigarettes. In five years, he was a millionaire many over. To ensure a consistent supply of tobacco, he entered into an annual purchase agreement with a couple of American tobacco farmers and went across to America to meet them. It was a big boost for the American tobacco farmers and the contract signing ceremony was converted into a media circus, with a Senator and Governor participating. When the contracts were actually signed, Dunhill affixed his thumb impression because he had not learnt to sign his name. The Governor was impressed and said, “Well Sir! This is awesome. Even without a formal education you have achieved so much. Just imagine what would you have done if you had a formal education!”a Dunhill’s characteristic often repeated reply was, “If I knew how to read and write, I would still be sweeping the church!”

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package com.syskan.greetings; import com.syskan.Sweets; import com.syskan.Dresses; import com.syskan.Crackers; public class DiwaliGreetings { public static void main (String [] args) { DiwaliGreetings dg = new DiwaliGreetings(); dg.takeOilBath(); dg.WearNewDress(); dg.burstCrackers(); dg.eatSweets(); dg.wishFamilyAndFriends(); } public void takeOilBath () { System.out.println( "\t Done With Oil Bath \n"); } public void wearNewDress () { System.out.println( "\t You are looking good in New Dress \n"); } public void burstCrackers () { System.out.println( "\t Give importance to your safety \n"); } public void eatSweets () { System.out.println( "\t Enhance the Joy of Festival with delicious sweets and Snacks \n"); } public void wishFamilyAndFriends () { System.out.println( "\t Wish you Happy Diwali to ALL!!!!!"); } }

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Received Windows X Technical Preview from Microsoft and Installing it in my Lap. Lets See, its performance over windows 8.1

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Looking for .net Trainers for Corporate Training. Inbox me, if you are interested.

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Watched kodesurun movie with team friends. Good work, good graphics, Fun filled comedy and magical movie. Dont miss it. :)

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• The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car. • Sometimes when I reflect back on all the ciggarettes I smoked, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the ciggarette think about the workers in the ciggarette factory all of their hopes dreams. If I don't smoke this ciggarette, they might be out of work their dreams would be shattered, Then I say to myself, it's better that I smoke this ciggarette let their dreams come true then be selfish worry about my LUNGS. • Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence. • My wife thinks "freedom of the press" means no-iron clothes. • When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election. • A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession.. .even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!" • "Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire'" Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously. "What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?" "I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied. • Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. • Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal • A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper. Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper? French: Toilette pepper! A. Joyce Mal “If we can not love the person whom we see, how can we love God whom we can not see?" - Mother Teresa

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